Disclaimer: I don't own star wars I an Just borrowing it
Disclaimer: I don't own star wars I an Just borrowing it
A/N I've been asked to do more of these so.
Author: Han Solo Step forward.
Han Solo: What Chewie !!1
Author: Oh the big walking carpet I'm shaking didn't your mother teach you not to try to intimidate women especially one who is in controls of your dignity.
Han Solo: Mommy!
Author: Laughs Manically
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Han Solo
Tell him Luke Skywalker is a much better Pilot and he could beet you in a race blind folded.
Tell him Leia is cheating on him with Lando.
Have C3PO fallow him around and tell him the odds of having him and Leia getting married are.
Tell him if Leia's father is going to kill him if he sees him with her agene. If he asks which one say both of them.
Tell him you had the Falcon scraped for parts.
Dye his hair pink well he's sleeping
Put the Photos on you tube.
Steel Luke's lightesaber and tell him Han took it When Luke confronts Han about it record it in the of chance blood.
A/N NExt Victom Yoda Step forward