Disclaimer: same as always
Yoda Step forward.
Yoda: Do This You can not!
Author: I can and I Will!!
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When Yoda speaks semi- Backwards tell him you had no Idea what he just said.
Tell Him to see a speech therapist.
Suggest to Obi-Wan that it might be fun if he and the other masters go to Six flags for the day then laugh at Yoda when he can't get on supper Man or any of the other Roller costars do to his Height or (should I say lack there or)
Tell him that he looks like one of Santa's elves with those big pointed ears.
Place something he needs on a high shelf then Jedi proof the room so he can't use the Force.
When he starts to cry go up to him and say What's the matter Shorty?
Take the Sith holocron out of the arkives Then plant it on Anakin. (This has the added fun of getting Anakin in Traubel.
Tell Yoda that Mace is replacing him as Head of the Jedi Council.
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Auther: My next victim will be. "Emperor Palpatine Step forward"
Emperor: I'll have you Executed for this Woman.
Author: Plan to do it your self? Vader is still crying over what I did to him. and Mara Jade is too busy trying to find my note book so I can't torment her once I'M done with You.
Emperor : Gerr
Author: The all powerful writer wins agene. ( Smirk)
A/N for those of You who are Pirates of the Caribbean fans I'M working on a Pirates Van Helsing cross over Reed it and tell me what you think.
P.S. It's Under POTC Not Van Helsing or just click on my Pen Name.