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Disclaimer: I own nothing
Chapter 5
Author: Emperor Palpatien step forward.
Emperor: I'll get you for this
Author: You need to find me first and I'm not even in your galaxy Ha ha
1. Ask him if he is so powerful why does he need Vader to do all the hard work.
2. Tell him Vader and Mara have decided to join the Rebellion because they pay better
3. Ask him if he is going to try out for the Christmas pageant in six months because he looks like he has the ghost of Christmas future down.
4. When you see him coming scream at the top of your longs that the grim reaper is coming. ( on second thought don't he might find this one funny)
5. Call the Morgue and tell them one of their bodies escaped next time the emperor falls asleep on his thrown
6. After doing five convince Vader to pull the sheaving cream gag on him well he's asleep.
7. Dye all his black robes sun Shine Yellow( enough said.)
8.Tell him Mara Jade did not kill Luke Skywalker because she was on a date.
9. If he asks who she was on a date with show him a photo of Luke and Mara Kissing, long and hard. ( This may also have the added fun of annoying the above mentioned couple.)
10. Tell Vader that the Emperor is the one trying to kill Luke. Then video tape Vader beating the emperor up and put the Video on YouTube.
Run!!
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Author: Mara Jade step forward
Mara: Make me
Author: You know That photo of you and Luke is not the only one I have, how would you like Luke to see the ones of you cheating on him with Lando.
Mara: You wouldn't
Author: Would you bet your life on it?
Mara: Rates
A/N Sorry his Royal pane was harder to write then I thought.