(Letter written by Francypantsfrance! LIKE IT!)
Dear Professor McGonagall,
You know waking up to two dozen bloody owls at your window at four in the morning is not very fun. I fed about half of them to my hellhound and will continue to do so if you keep sending me letters. I have already rejected you at least ten times by now. You need to update your information seeing as I stopped going by Harry Potter three years after I was taken away from my horrid aunt and uncle whose doorstep you oh so kindly left me at. And even if I went I would have to be transferred at least a year or two ahead of everyone that is my age seeing as I have already been learning magic without your bloody help.
Now I must help my father with some business do not contact me again for any reason what so ever. I may just drag you down to hell.
Have a nice day.
~Damon Crowley, formally known as Harry Potter.
P.S. Tell that oaf of a headmaster that he should watch his back as my new friend has decided to take it upon himself to smite him down with his grace.
P.P.S. That's not a threat either, I will do it.. ~ Archangel Gabriel