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Author: Mara Jade step forward
Mara: found your notebook I see
Author: Did you really think R2D2 would actually keep your secrets
Mara: Oh Sith's blood I'll get you for this woman!
Auther: sticks out tong
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dye her hair platinum blond.
Ask her idf the dye job is a way of her admitting she is not as smart as she thinks she is. ( A/N I have nothing against those of you with blond hair)
Tell her that the Emperor knows that she has been sneaking around with Luke Skywalker.
Tell her Luke knows she has been cheating on him with Lando.
Tell her Luke is braking up with her.
Dye all her close orange and then say now come on Mara we all know that green is not your color.
Put a snake in her bed and blame it on Jana
Tell her she has been kicked out of the Jedi ( A/N: This is from the extended universes)
Hide all her weapons ( this will also keep her from killing you)
Force her to listen to the Back street Boys over and over agene.
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Author: Padma your up
Padma: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo