It was family day in a week. Toothless winced, oh, he was so not looking forward to that. He'd see his parents… fuck… and his sister… double fuck… and Baldy… triple fu- wait, Baldy went to this school… quadruple fuck!
He hummed as he stared at his reflection in the mirror, playing around with his hair. His hair, curly, framing his handsome face in a way that was a combination of sophistication, sexiness and, according to his mom, downright adorable… yeah…
He pulled out some paper clips and some scissors. The hair had to go.
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Hiccup looked up from the book he was reading on his bed as Toothless walked in. He frowned a little, Toothless had cut his hair. It was the one thing he remotely liked about the horrible twat.
He'd even made a promise to himself that should he ever decide to kill Toothless, he'd start by ripping the skin off of his scalp to preserve the precious, precciioouusss hair… wouldn't that end it too?
What was once beautiful curly-straight hair was now a short Mohawk. He watched in morbid fascination as Toothless picked up his wallet and left… what was his roommate doing now?
Hiccup pondered following him… Nah!
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Hiccup grit his teeth as he noticed the sock on the door. Unfortunately, he stayed outside there a little too long. He heard a moan that was unmistakably masculine. Toothless.
He swallowed back bile and rushed over to HQ where since the last time Toothless did this he'd set up a day bed in his area.
He glanced at the robotic arm. Almost finished. This is what he needed to give him the upper hand, not his stupid element.
All superpowered children were taught at a young age to embrace their element, that it was what made them a superhero. He laughed at the idea of that. Ridiculed it, even.
After all, his element wasn't just a deadly one, no. See, Nightfury got the light half, he-
He got the dark.
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Toothless woke up with a silly grin on his face. He turned around. Her name was Sophie. She was 5"9 with beautiful blonde hair and brown eyes, a rare but beautiful combination.
She- she looked nothing like his sister! :))))
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Toothless shivered, shaking a little.
cOME Child. unLEASH THe ray. do IT. DO it Now. Kill Them All. Destroy Your Nemesis. Kill Him. sPLATTER hIS bLOOD aCROss The Holy alter. Fill the earth with the screams of death. light THE way, light the path.
He mumbled something.
Go away. Toothless hissed. You'll wake up my roommate.
Don't TRUST HIM. SKERYWI . the mACHINe, you must remEmber.
Yeah. Toothless scoffed. The machine, I remember.
The voices stopped. Toothless got up, winced at how cold it was, and decided ten more minutes couldn't hurt.
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He woke to the sound of clicking and shuffling. Urgh! What time was it? He blinked up, judging by the sun, he'd say around ten in the morning. Hiccup was by the window. Fucking annoying asswipe.
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Hiccup looked at the sleeping form of Captain McDouchebag… wait, were those golden loop earrings around the upper side of his ears… why!?
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Toothless groaned as he tried to figure out what the voices said. The first time he'd ever heard them he didn't understand them at all, but over the years they made more and more sense.
He tightened another bold on the machine. So far he only knew of four of the many things he needed to activate it. One of which he had, three of which he didn't.
He'd never told anyone about the voices. Not even his brother. Not even Hookfang. And Hookfang was his best-fricking-friend! His brother, his amigo…
He thought to himself. He still needed the nightshade. He hummed to himself… how to get nightshade… He whipped open his desktop and went to ebay. Nah, nope, nup- yes!
And look, it was only 22… he forgot the name of the currency they had in this country, but it was only 22 of it! :)
Ugh, he'd have to wait four days. What else did he need? Oh yeah, the bone of a pharaoh. He typed it into the search engine. Nothing!? What the heck!? What kind of website doesn't even have the bone of a pharaoh!?
He growled, getting up and tucking his rolling chair in a little too hard. Guess he'd just have to get it himself.
He pulled his mask over his face. He was already in his normal tunic and tights. He threw on his gauntlets. He grabbed his cloak and arrows as he hurried on to the capsule. Which would send him up at an accelerated speed.
As he broke the surface of the earth he spun as continued upwards, tucking his knees up mid-air and unraveling his wings. He couldn't turn full dragon. Not yet. But the voices told him that he'd be able to soon.
He flew over to the MOB, the Museum of Berk. He landed on the roof, crouched down. He reached into the belt around his tunic.
Ah ha! He pulled out his ray gun and changed the dial from heat to vaporize. Note. This function was also good for scaring away little cookie girls, and chasing annoying siblings out of your room! :)
It took three shots, but he managed to weaken the roof enough for him to be able to pry open roof. It was midday, so it wasn't like they were going to have their alarms on or anything (not that he would probably have cared).
He swooped in and landed on a Pterodactyl… huh… wasn't this the one he brought to life? Ah well, that ray didn't really last long anyways…
He aimed his ray gun at the first person he saw, shifting the dial to ice… Hiccup?
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Hiccup and Astrid had decided that for their treat day they would do three things each of them enjoyed, together… this, of course, lead to much humiliation on Hiccup's part because Astrid wanted to go the nail salon, as well as a spa and shopping (she was hell bent on making him pay for last week when he made her- *shudder*).
Hiccup, who's turn it was after the spa, decided the first one from his list would be the museum, which was totally not a desperate attempt to get Astrid to fall asleep so that they wouldn't have to do the other stuff.
He turned into an art exhib-
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Toothless grinned, shooting someone had never- almost never, he amended, felt so good.
He shot everybody in the room, and, just for fun, shot the water fountain too :) now that was art!
He swooped in and took the knee bone off of the skeleton, just to piss of the people who'd have to reassemble it, scanning it with his scanner to check when it was from. 0020 AD, bingo. It was a tyrant Pharaoh thrown in a pit of snakes as his death sentence, but it was a Pharaoh!
He made his escape, not bothering about the people. They'd defrost anyways, and if they didn't, well, they didn't. No harm done :)
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It took a bit of struggling, but Hiccup managed to get out of the ice. He looked to Astrid, who'd long been freed from it.
"Hiccup," she said, urgency in her tone, "Hiccup, you need to use your powers! Mine aren't working fast enough!"
He looked at his hands lamely, a small spark appeared.
"I can't. I'll call Snotlout."
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:) done! oh, yeah, I need to ask you guys a question!
Um, originally I was gonna do a video to explain everything about superheros and supervillains, however I realize that a) that'll probably never happen b) if it does I doubt it'd be this year or maybe late next even. So I was wondering, to the few of you who were interested how things work in this verse if I should cross post this on AO3 so I could post a short document on how this all works?
I don't know, if you guys think of a better way let me know, please?
-httyd4eva
peace out yo;P