Luke Skywalker
Author: Luke your up
Luke: Never !
Author: Try and stop me
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Ask him how it feels to know he had a crush on his sister.
when he is wearing black have his aunt tell him you look just like your father did at eighteen ( this one works best after empire)
When he is meditating stand behind him and sing "this is the song that never ends"
If he gets irritated remind him that anger is the path to the dark side.
Ask him if a bad temper is a Skywalker family trait.
Dye his hair black
when he's asleep cover his face in Goth makeup.
Ask him if he has finally lost it when every one sees his new Goth look
Tell him Mara Jade is cheating on him with Lando
past really embarrassing Baby photos of him all over the place
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Author: Anakin Skywalker you're up that is unless of course you want your alter ego Vader to have another round of my abuse or maybe I'll tormant padma agene
Anakin: No I'll do any thing just don't torture padma agene
Author: And I thought the Emperor had an easy timw manipulating him
Anakin: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr
Author: Padma, Padma, Padma
Anakin: Mom!!1
Author: evil laugh
