(Letter made by;The lady geek! It's from a story she is writing. ^.^)
Dear Professor McGonagall,
You keep on sending these letters and I will sic my hellhounds on you like I have previously to your idiotic headmaster. So you're headmaster now. You have been warned.
I have angels on my a** 24/7 and it is very hard to avoid them when your adoptive son is being chased my owls. It's very annoying, though the hellhounds have gotten a taste for owls, just keep sending the owls, but not the letters. I have enough to do with trying to jump-start the apocalypse. Quit sending letters b***!
Pissed and Busy Demon,
Lilith