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…"Truth," said Terra cautiously. He didn't want to do anything he may later regret.
"What is your deepest…darkest…secret?!" asked Master Xehanort.
"Um…I sleep with a nightlight…"
"C'mon! That's not a real secret!"
"Okay! Okay! I've been in love with Aqua since I was five! Her sweet demeanor, her blue hair that reminds me of the ocean, her bad A keyblade skills! I secretly hope that one day we'll marry, have kids, and settle down on a private island somewhere."
Master Xehanort fell onto the ground and began laughing uncontrollably. Tears ran down his face and he kicked his feet uncontrollably.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOVE! A MOST POINTLESS EMOTION!"
"Okay Old Man, Truth or Dare?"
"DARE!"
"I dare you to…" Terra though for a minute. He couldn't think of any ideas. "Sing the theme song to Barney."
"C'mon Boy! Think of something good! That's the whole point of this game!"
"Okay…go bang your head against the wall over and over and chant 'long live Kingdom Hearts.'"
Thinking that Kingdom Hearts would appreciate his sacrifice, Master Xehanort did as he was dared.
"LONG LIVE KINGDOM HEARTS!" BANG! "LOOOOONG LI VEY KIIINGD EM HARS!" BANG! "LOOO LI KEY…." and with that, Master Xehanort fell onto the ground, passed out.
"Idiot," Terra muttered.
This isolated place really changes people and makes them go crazy. Not that the Old Man wasn't already a kook before.