(Letter by Jostanos!)
To whom it may concern;
"Harry Potter" is not going to your school now or ever.
Why? Because of your *CENSORED* incompetence and Arrogance by leaving him on the *CENSORED* DURSLEY's door step on one of the coldest nights of the year! The basket and flimsy blanket were not enough to keep "The Boy-who-Lived" alive and was found dead by hypothermia and frost bite the next morning.
The DURSLEY's even went so far as to bury him before their neighbor's noticed.
Your time is near..
Sincerely, ~Hadrian.
P.S. Your headmaster is a goat *CENSORED* and the rest of the Wizarding world can go hang!