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Leia
Ask her how she feels being responsible for the destruction of an Entire planet
Tell Her Hon Dumped Her because he hates it when her hair looks like Sinamen Rolls.
Tell Her Hon has been Cheating on Her With her Brothers Wife( This May also Bug, Mara and Luke)
Ask her how it feels Knowing She made out with her Brother.
Give any existing Recording of that to The Holo News
Tell Her that you will tell her father about what she and Han did the other night.
If She asks you which one Say Both of them and put in that you have both Bail And Vader on Speed dial
Tell her Bail Vader and Luke Have Teamed Up to Kill Han (A/N Over protective Father over protective Brother)
Laugh evilly as Leia searches for her day planer which you have just sent through the paper shredder.
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