Oki, so, last chapter Toothless found out that Baldy was taking part in a fight to the death with his nemesis. :)
Hiccup groaned in the morning when he woke up. Gah, his head hurt.
He staggered out of his room to the hall's water fountain with his bottle. He filled it up figuring he probably had a few hours until this wore off.
He hated getting hungover, it always happened when he was with his dad, for some reason. It's like the extreme urge to prove he was macho enough resulted in him seeking approval via holding down his liquor, how many had he even had last night, like eight? Nine?
He walked back to the room and flopped down on his bed and took a sip of water. What about coffee? He thought. Wasn't coffee supposed to help?
Gah, so-so far! He groaned as he fell asleep once more.
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The sun was bright on his face, and he figured Toothless, or, as he secretly called him, the ass, had opened the curtains.
He put the pillow over his head and screamed, "Toothless!"
He heard a chuckling above him, and yet nothing was done about those curtains…
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Toothless smiled, his bad mood gone. Nothing cheered him up like his previously drunk roommate's screams of frustration. He took a sip of his coffee. Should he help his roommate?
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Hiccup smelt coffee and immediately his stomach began to rumble. That jackass.
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Nah, Toothless decided. Maybe some other time. He nearly spilt coffee on himself laughing.
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Aurgh! He could not deal with loud noises right now!
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Toothless received a message from Hookfang, it read:
Is this your roommate?LMAO, dude, you have to see this!
He clicked on the link below, a video on YouTube with 500,000 views started loading.
It was Hiccup, from the night prior, the poster being mcawesomeshnizzle, and had over 60,000 subscribers. Damn! Was that Hiccup's cousin's channel name? Of course it was only reasonable that Hiccup was related to somebody cool.
He figured they were cousin's because they shared a few features, but not many like him and- nope, he was not thinking of him, not thINKING OF HIM!
He pressed play:
Hula-skirted, laurel wearing Hiccup was smiling blearily at the screen whilst strumming on a Ukulele, poorly, Toothless might add, and shaking his hips, singing a song.
Toothless did not know, understand or properly hear the song at all, but this was gold!
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Hiccup's eyes widened with fear as he realized what was probably playing. He quickly dialed up his cousin and screamed, "Snotlout!" into the phone, only to receive laughter and the sound of a high-five in the background before the phone got hung up. That fucking asshole.
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Toothless smiled, browsing through all the videos on Hiccup's cousin's account featuring him. This was gold. He clicked subscribe. This was awesome!
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Hiccup decided a cold shower might shock his brain back into reality. The pounding in his head got so bad that halfway there he decided he'd just crawl. He groaned in pain as he reached the cold, porcelain tiles.
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Snotlout smiled. Hell yeah! 60,001 subs! Could his life be any better?
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note. Making people do things under the influence of alcohol as well as recording and publishing them is, probably, against the law, and aside from that it's a pretty asshole move.
-httyd4eva
peace out yo;P