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Lando
Author: Lando you're up
Lando: What
Author: And here is the Best part Han sold me all the dirt he has on you
Lando's Jaw Drops
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Point out he has Bad Luck with Business
If he asks Show him all his Business ventures starting with Cloud City
Point out he has bad luck with women Then bring up his failed attemps with Leia and Mara
Make a fake videos of him with both Mara and Leia and show it to their husbands
Laugh Evilly as Han Beets the crap out of him well Luke uses the Force to Hold him in place.
Video tape Five and post it on Youtube
7. Cut a snow flake pattern in his cape
8. When he is asleep shave off half of his mustache
9. Color his hair blue
10. After 8 and 9 post photos of him all over the place
11. Challenge him to a Pazack game and mess with his cards so he looses