(by jostanos)
'To whom it may concern,
"Harry Potter"? Sorry, but I don't go by that name anymore, and haven't since that fateful night that 'He-who-prefers-widdle-brats' left me on the door-step of the "ZOO" *coughs* I mean "The Dursleys" on a freezing November morning.
Yep *pops the "p"*... That's right! Your so-called 'Savior' died of Hypothermia that morning!
*blinks* You _STILL_ do not understand? *sighs* Let me put it this way.
I FROZE TO DEATH! Happy now?
Who am I then?
Keh heh.. Wouldn't you like to know.
By the way... Keep sending the owls. My pets love their new chew toys and my lover's family enjoy's the target practice.
~ The Former "Boy-Who-lived"
P.S.: The Winchesters, Crowley, and a few Arch Angels would LOVE to meet you.'