Darth Maul
Disclaimer: Do I really need to say it
Author: Darth Maul Step forward
Darth Maul……..(Maul holds Author's Doll collection over paper shredder and tosses in stuffed pig.
Author: Hamlet No!(Uses the force to retrieve the rest of collection including an Elmo Doll and a Luke skywalker action figure. ) Hamlet will be avenged I tell you Avenged
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Tell him when he was Born The doctor took one look at him and slapped his mother
Tell him Red and Black are so last millennium
Convince obi Wan to be a magician to help with the annual Jedi Temple talent show and have him saw Darth Maul in half
Laugh evilly when Obi Wan can't put him back together.
cut his horns off
Reprogram one of his probe droids to fallow him around non stop.
Replace his light saner with a flash light
Tattoo The Sith Suck and the Jedi Rule on his chest
Tell him his master is replacing him
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Author: Ok not my best work but I will not have to worry about him trying to kill me
Obi Wan: SwordmasterZ: Have you seen the key to the Box I need it to remove the Blades and finish this magic trick.
Author: No (Smirks and throws key to magic box out the Window.)
Obi Wan: (Turns to Maul Stuck in Box) looks like your stuck in there for a while
Author: Serves him Right
Obi Wan: Why do you have it in for him so much you did not beat on the other Sith with your pranks
Author: Hamlet must be avenged!
Obi Wan: You look like your ready to kill some one so I'm going to let the Shakespeare reference go.
A/N About the doll collection don't ask.