Disclaimer: Own nothing

Author: Ok I won't answersand I won't them now ! ( Sideus Maul and Dooku are currently hanging upside down from the sealing batman Interrogation Style )

Ddooku: In regards to what exactly?

Author: Somebody stole the chapter notes for my other stories and I want them back

Dooku: and yet you assume it was one of us

Author: Obi-wan talked to Commissioner Gorden Rachel Doss and Harvey Dent from Batman and they all said it was definitely someone from Star Wars.

Sideus: And you don't have the Jedi ooin here because?

Author: Batman said it was a Sith

Maul: Perfect so Vader and Mara are off the hook Because?

Author: Mara is not a sith and Anakin was with Luke and I getting Jar Jar's head out of the banister. The only Question is do I torture all of you or Just the one . Pulls ( Dents two headed coin out of pocket) Why not flip for it?

Maul and Sideus: It was Dooku

Author: I thought so You know what that means. Dooku your up

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Call him Saramon

Do the cut the magicians assistant in half trick again but do the version that cuts the person into thirds

Replace his all black wardrobe with an all white one.

Count off how many times Lorian Nord stabbed him in the back( A.N A carector from the book Legacy of the Jedi)

Give him a pink light saber

Tell him his master is replaceing him

Tell him Qui-Gon hated his guts

pay obi-wan to follow him around and tell him he sucked as a Jedi and he is even worse as a sith

Fill his closet with lord of the rings action figures

After doing 9 cut the heads off of all the saramen action figures.

Have him electrocuted.

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Anakin and Luke :come into the room

Anakin: we have good news and bad news

Auther: What is it

Luke: The good news is we found your missing story notes.

Anikan:The Bad news is you took your anger out on the wrong person as it turns out Jar Jar took them.

Author: If Dooku wakes up looks like I'll need to explain this. On second thought no I wont. Jar Jar you're so dead once I find the apropreat means of torture.

Luke: You see dad that is why you never mess with a writer . They are usually very calm but when angry they are more dangers then a crazy sith lord.

Author : Ignoring you