It had been eating Toothless up, to be honest.

Sure, he'd only heard the voice the one time a week ago, but wasn't that how it started when he heard the voice at night? The same voice that had been haunting him for years, molding him into its personal slave, any act of disobedience resulting in the most painfully haunting nightmares one could imagine?

He didn't want to think, didn't want to believe that there was any chance the monster could get to him during the day, because if it could his suffering would never end.

He sighed, but perked up a little at the thought of the exams which started on the Friday. Boy did he love school!

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Hiccup was on the verge of having a mental breakdown. He was at his desk in their room, running his fingers through his hair, surrounded by like fifty empty cups of coffee, and hadn't slept a wink in the past three days.

He needed a donut, he decided, his hands frantically fumbling to call the pizza delivery guy. He placed his order, was told he had the wrong number, that he'd dialed a pizza place, and ended up screaming at the poor guy to go and stick a donut up his ass.

He sighed, placing the phone down, and tapping his fingers on the desk before he suddenly started laughing. Hehe, that joke Snotlout told him in first grade about the dancing leprechaun and the lava pool… what did they call lava pools again? Donuts! That's what they called them! He dialed the pizza place again and the conversation ended similarly to how it ended last time.

You know what he needed? He needed to get laid. Yes, he called the pizza place again…

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The one bad thing about exams, Toothless thought, was the fact that he couldn't sleep in his room at the moment, too much hyped-up crazy procrastinator in there.

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Yes! Hiccup thought, sticking another pin into the cupboard, then they'd go to do sushi in China town and wrestle the flying dolphin.

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Shit, Toothless had forgotten his toothbrush. He was way too much of a dental hygiene nut to get it the next morning, after all, the ladies loved his smile, so he walked back to his and Hiccup's room, his phone and taser at the ready.

He walked there and found his blabbering mess of a roommate making plans to dig a hole through the centre of the earth and invade Russia.

He sighed, pressed the taser to the guy's spine, watched as he fell to the floor, asleep, picked up his toothbrush, and left… since when did he become the good guy?

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:)))))))) please don't be Hiccup during finals, I am begging you.

-httyd4eva

peace out yo;P