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Jar Jar Binks
Swordmasterz: Walks in and glares at the Gungan (Don't say anything!
Jar Jar: Gulps
Luke: (Looks Confused) What he do?
Anakin: Broke her Computer
Luke: He's Dead
1. Zap him with a stun gun every time he sticks his tong out
2. Go to a planet with a very dry Climate like Tatooine and leave him there
3. Tell the rebellion that it's his fault that the Emperor seized power in the first place.
4. Tell him his relatives are on the menu at the French Restraint Down the street.
5. Turn him into a paper weight and give him to Vader as a Birthday present
6. knock over several buildings when Jar Jar is around and when planet security shows up tell them Jar Jar tripped.
7. Constantly correct his Basic.
8. Tell him Dumbo called asking for his ears back.
9. Tell everyone he is afraid of the dark. When he denies it lock him in a room and cut the power.
10. Tell him he gives Padma's kids nightmares.
Luke and Lea: Hay
Swordmasterz: I'm not the one who claimed to be afraid of frog people
Luke: Maybe so but there is a snake write by your feet
SwordMasterz: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ( Jumps on desk)
Luke : Read and Review
