Anakin: you haven't done one of these in a while
Swordmasterz: I needed to find a good victim Where's Luke
Anakin: Something about He and Mara getting into a prank war with a few Sith lords
Swordmasterz: Who's winning? and why aren't you involved ?
Anakin: I was not invited because they could not decide which team I was on. And right now Luke's team is winning. I feel so left out.
Swordmasterz: any one ells not playing?
Anakin: well Reven isn't for the same reason and neither is Grand Admiral Thrawn because he is not a Force user.
SwordmasterZ: Aren't the three of you the best strategist in the star wars Universe?
Anakin: so what's your Point?
Swordmasterz: Form your own team and pull sneak attacks on Luke and Palpatine teams.
Anakin: see you later
Swordmasterz: Do the disclaimer first
Anakin: Swordmasterz owns nothing
Asajj Ventress
1 .Tell her Jedi Master KY Narec would be ashamed of her for becoming a murderer
2. Tell her you do not even need the force to feel the sexual tension every time she is in close proximity to Obi-Wan Kenobi
3. Continuously point out that it is her fault that her clan of Night sisters was eradicated
4. Tell her seeing as their can only be two Sith at a time Dooku was probably going kill her at the end of the war even if she was competent at her job.
5. Tell her making an uncontrollable Darth Maul rip off to get her revenge was her dumbest idea ever.
6. Ask her how a Jedi Padawan, one that was Training to be a Consular mind you, managed to knock her out and steel her lightsabers
7. Ask her if she took lessons in combat strategy from Cobra Commander
8. Point out that She only had miner success at her job when she became sort of an anti-hero
9. Have Anakin tell her his son could kick her ass and he is not even born yet
10. Put it into her that kidnapping Representative Jar Jar Binks is a good idea
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Asajj Ventress : Walks in looking annoyed) Do you have a death Wish
SwordmasterZ: if that is the way you feel I'll keep this voodoo doll of Dooku till you calm down.
Asajj Ventress: Maybe we can reach an agreement (hands writer a piece of paper).
Swordmasterz: agreed