Bored

by hopefuldreamer1991

Collection of humorous tales. We learned in Blank Points that Terra and Master Xehanort argue about who will have control over Terra's heart. Over the years, however, they've become more bored alone inside this dark room. "There really isn't anything to do here…"

14. He just wanted his morsels

Master Xehanort placed the blindfold on his head, and then he spun around five times. He took the bat and swung it in the air.

Miss.

"Curses!" he exclaimed. Try number two.

Miss.

"Meh!" Try number three.

Miss.

"Tarter SAUCE!" Try number four.

Miss.

"C'mon you old plank of wood, I want the chocolatey morsels!" Try number five.

Miss.

"ARRRGH! I don't get it, I was a pinata CHAMPION as a young lad!"

The pinata is revealed to be shaped like Kingdom Hearts.

"Hmm," Terra said, "I have no idea how you could mess up a kiddie game. Though knowing you, it's no surprise."

While MX is removing his blindfold, it is revealed that Terra was in charge of the rope. He purposely kept the pinata up against the ceiling, guaranteeing MX's failure.

"Alright, boy," the Old Coot began, "if I can't do it, there's NO WAY you can!"

"Gimme that," Terra answered, grabbing the blindfold and bat from Terra. He put on the blindfold, but like the Pin the Tail on the Donkey game, he tied it in a manner where he could still see through it. He took the bat, and...

"WHACK!" he smacked Master Xehanort in the head, and he fell to the ground unconscious. Again.

"What a nut job," Terra muttered. He took off the blindfold, and he grabbed the bat and smacked the pinata, allowing all the candy to fall out freely.

"I'm going to have a feast tonight," Terra said. For the first time in years, he smiled.