My name's Terra and I'm here to say,
I will out rap you, night and day!
I wield a keyblade, and that's a fact!
But my heart, Xehanort did hack!
He entered my body, what a creeper,
Making him as perverted as a Tom peeper!
But it don't matter, cause at the the end of the day,
I'll knock the old man unconscious, and on the ground he'll lay!
"BOOOOOOOOOO!" Master Xehanort hissed.
"I'd like to see you do better," Terra responded.
"I will! Music D.J.!" The sound of music came out of nowhere.
Now, this is the story
All about how My life got flipped turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
"That's not an original..." Terra argued during an instrumental solo.
In West Philadelphia, born and raised,
On the playground is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, And said,
"You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air!"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror!
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air!
"THAT'S NOT!" Terra continued to yell.
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight,
And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel Air!
"THAT DOESN'T COUNT," Terra continued, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE UP YOUR OWN RAP ON THE SPOT, NOT COPY THE THEME SONG OF A TWO DECADE OLD TELEVISION SHOW!"
"Well then, you'll love this," Master Xehanort responded. "Music DJ!"
Everybody out there, go run and tell,
Your homeboys and home girls, it's time for Keenan and Kel!
They keep you laughing in the afternoon So, don't touch that dial...
Terra then booed and threw a brick at Master Xehanort. And he was knocked unconscious. Again.
Thank you Oblivionkeeper23 for giving me the idea of doing a rap battle! For those of you who are young, Master Xehanort's raps were the theme songs from Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Kenan and Kel. With the success of the recent contest, do you think I should do those contests more often, maybe on a monthly basis? Perhaps with different suggested themes each time?
Destiny and Dawn and Give Me Your Heart have also been recently updated, so be sure to check those out as well! (Please ;) )