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"Lots of letters!" Terra said.

"Duh, I wrote them!" The Old Coot answered back.

"You don't even remember what you ate for breakfast!"

"For good reason! You're oatmeal is gross!"

"I must know what this keyblade is..." Terra said, "Well you did a pretty good stinkin' job of that!"

There was a TV in the middle of Terra's heart, and the two were sitting on bean bag chairs.

(The screen from the TV is seen as the two watched)

"Who is that ugly guy?!" Master Xehanort said sarcastically.

"Shut up!" Terra exclaimed.

"Really now?! Why did you just reflect back into yourself?!"

"Because the animators wanted to. And it looks macho and cool!"

"Ah, here comes the useless pawn!"

"Don't you dare say that about Aqua!"

"X-Blade!" MX said about Ven as he walked onto the screen.

"He's a person too, ya know!"

"Walking...walking..."

"Wait...I've never seen those keyblade before...and why do we have capes?! I want capes!"

"More words..."

"Master of the Keyblade?! Meaning only Aqua...I would have been keyblade master too if is wasn't for YOU!"

"Birth by Sleep?! What the heck does that even mean?!"

"It means that as soon as we wake up, you're screwed."

Master Xehanort was then seen walking in the scene.

"There he is! There he is! Mr. Awesome himself!"

"EWWWW! EWWWWWW!"

"And two of me, even better! Ah no...it's only Vanitas..."

"Dumb and dumber..."

"HA! By not letting your friend go after me, you secured your doom!"

"I'm a good friend! And I would have taken care of you too, if you only played fair!"

"HIGHER! HIGHER!"

"Ouch. Lightning."

"Keyblade wave! You should give me an A+ for creativity!"

"Hmm...I'll give Vanitas a little bit of credit. He's a pretty good surfer!"

"So fast! I can hardly tell what's going on!"

"Can you say nursing...home..."

"Nursing home."

"...You. are. an. idiot."

"Rock falling!"

"More keyblades flying. AH! I'm falling!"

"Ahahaha! Bluebird has lost her helmet!"

"Why is that funny?"

"HAHAHA! A girl has saved you!"

"She's a keyblade master! She's not exactly helpless!"

"Closeup of Mr. Handsome!"

"More like Mr. Ugly!"

"Uh oh, your friend running towards his doom!"

"Ouch, I still feel that landing..." Terra said rubbing his bottom.

"Ooooh sword fight!"

"Doing it Pirates of the Caribbean style."

"What is that?"

"I have no idea..."

"Bahaha! I own!"

"That was a cheap move! I couldn't feel my arm for the rest of the day!

"Ah, the boy who couldn't be my keyblade. For very long anyways..."

"Poor Ven..."

"Watch him struggle!"

"Another keyblade wave sending me down. My aren't you the imaginative one..."

"Bluebird watching her friend's doom! Bahahaha!"

"Ventus has blue eyes? Why does almost everybody in this series have blue eyes?!"

"Bahaha! A Ventus popsicle!"

"Again. You don't play fair."

"And down he goes! Tumbling...tumbling..."

"Nice catch, Aqua!"

"Bahaha, he looks so helpless!"

"You're so compassionate..."

"Dark aura blob in my hand, show me Kingdom Hearts!"

"Really...what is that?!"

"...Dark Aura blob..."

"Uh huh..."

"Lightning!"

"Lotso keyblades random shot!"

"There's a random shot of your girlfriend and the helpless keyblade boy!"

"He has a name! And she's not my girlfriend!"

"Kingdom Hearts! Reveal yourself to me!"

"It's not going to here. Believe me."

"Why not?! We have everything else here..."

"I don't know what those symbols mean..."

"Uh oh, here comes Mr. Ugly!"

"Shut your mouth!"

"And there's his ugly face!"

"Uh HUH! Oh yeah! There's Mr. Awesome right there!"

"And he's angry!"

"Because of everything you've done!"

"Look at the darkness in those eyes! LOOK AT IT!"

"You're the one that tampered with my darkness!"

"Kingdom Hearts..."

"Ah, you can read!"

"There is is! With more weird symbols..."

"And a foot! And a tail..."

"It's the pathetic mouse king!"

"He's not pathetic! Though I've never actually met him...He kinda disappeared before I got to talk to him. Really fast..."

"Black screen, is it over?"

"Nah, more weird symbols!"

"Now is it over?"

"Considering nothing else is happening, I would say so..."

"THAT'S IT?! It didn't even show the best part!"

"Whatever."

"I mean when I took over your body, that was awesome."

"Yeah, look where that has gotten us..."

"I mean, you were so helpless to save them!"

This got Terra really angry. So he picked up the TV and threw it at MX. And he was knocked unconscious. Again.

"Well, at least one good thing came out of that event..." Terra said as he looked at the Old Coot's limp body on the ground.

This was just a really random idea lol. I always wondered what would happen if they did an audio commentary on this. :)

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