OK, the jokes were kind of harsh, but this- this was too far!
Hiccup growled, slamming his closet door shut. Toothless had replaced all of his normal, regular clothes with monk outfits and man was he going to strangle that boy.
To make matters worse, none of his hair was growing back yet, and it had been three days! He had, of course, heard horror stories about how the whole 'neutralization and re-programming' process could alter your dna if you weren't careful, but he'd always chalked that up to hoaxes or shoddy workmanship. What if- what if it was real. What if something in one of those elements had turned him permanently bald. Oh, and he'd been so careful! Gah, he never should've shaved his head!
To make matters worse, today was test day.
Oh, yes. Apparently in their second semester at UOB, something called 'test day' started up. It didn't exist in first semester though because they were assumed to have not learnt enough yet to do it.
Test day was every Saturday. From 7 am to 12 in the afternoon. One day where all the tests were just piled up so that they didn't have to be done during the week. Fuck! And he had sO MANY SUBJECTS!
Gah, you know what? Fuck it, he'd already chosen the ones he'd be keeping the next year and the ones he'd be ditching, so, yeah. Woo!
Also, turn out that he didn't need maths anymore. The school was getting rid of it in terms of requirements for architecture. Instead it became a prerequisite, same as art and physics! #yes! So now he only had the four subjects! Life was awesome!
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Toothless hummed. OK, yes, the school had deemed certain subjects as no longer being mandatory for certain fields, but that didn't mean that he was going to drop any, oh no. All the subjects he'd chosen were strictly out of passion. And plus, he'd need skills from each of them to take over the world. It was crazy how important biology was (though he detested it).
Of course, he was considering dropping out of physics and computer science and maybe also chemistry. Not that he didn't like them, but, let's face it, he knew way more than his lecturers did on those topics. Honestly, those guys were jokes!
The university offered advanced courses for those wanting to finish their degrees earlier. Still, keeping the subjects meant that he'd get practice and would avoid going rusty on a project, though there were, of course, other ways that he could practice. Huh, maybe he'd consider doing a few of those advanced courses to get maths and physics out of his way, and maybe also chemistry… yeah…
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He was going to kill that fuckass. Toothless didn't care if he'd have to get a new annoying person after it, but nobody, nobody messed with his hair.
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Hiccup smirked at the scream he heard whilst brushing his teeth. It came from down the hallway, around about where his and Toothless's room was located. Ah, sweet justice. #Don't_make_bald_Joke_Hairless- er, Toothless.
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Oh, Baldy sure got a laugh out of his brother's predicament.
"OMG, our parents totally got our names wrong!"
"You've got that right," Toothless growled suggestively, causing Baldy to yelp and raise a hand to his mouth.
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Hiccup decided to leave the key in that night, just for the sake of his safety.
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First the hair, now this, oh Haddock was so going to get it!
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And a few wards.
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Fuck, he couldn't break through the door. What did the school even use to build these doors!?... and more importantly, where could he get some?
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There, that should do it.
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Maybe the windows?
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He should probably seal the windows too… maybe use his anti-power, Frost Breath!
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Urgh, the window was sealed. Time to use his heat breath!
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Did he forget to mention his ice breath had a tiny quirk?
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Boom Toothless was knocked back, shards of glass having punctured him all over. He blinked twice and tried to get up, but for some reason the metal part, or the hinge for the window, fell on his head and knocked him back down again. His last thought before everything went black…
Fuck. You. Hadd. Ock!
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