I'M BACK AGAIN AND I'M AN IDIOT AND STUFF AND ARGHHH (Ignore my 12 pm self) This one isn't one I got from Tumblr. I made it myself.
"Alfred, where is the salt?"
"I don't know.."
"Alfred..."
"What?"
"Tell me..."
"We don't need salt. I have you."
*punch*
"OWWWWWW"
*whispers under breath*Totallyworthittho
"There better be salt the next time I walk into the kitchen or I swear to God, Alfred F. Jones, that I will kill ?"
"Y- yeah.. No worries babe."
"I love you, but I also want to punch you."
"Love you too babe."
*door closes*
I was too lazy to make this a real thing, so have this instead.
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