Ozzie lyons:
Likes: Alcohol, cake, war, hunting, drugs, moustaches, sunglasses, hawt babes with large chests, general acts of debauchery and irresponsibility and stone cold Steve Austin
Dislikes: working, his brother, sports bras, Liverpool, the wwe, non-alcoholic drinks, boy bands and Obama
Bio: Ozzie grew up as brother to Richard lyons, but he was infinitely cooler than him. He fought to Vietnam and became a war hero, nicknamed "the liverpuddlian powerhouse" But after the war Richard became more successful and affleuent than ozzie. After that ozzie made his living impersonating stone cold steve Austin, mooching off of sympathetic bartenders and taking permanent loans from Richard.
Catchphrase: "WHAT?"
Theme song: watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo
Marcedege toing
Likes: rio de janeiro, strawberries, murdering cats, genocide, cooking, his smoking hawt rat gf, Donald Trump's policies, his restaurant the RATATOING
Dislikes: other restaurants, humans, getting gorgonzola sauce instead of camembert sauce, selflessness, when people ask what makes his food so edgy (it's the bodies of his victims that's what makes it edgy so stop asking why)
CATCHPHRASE: "the food here sure is edgy"
Theme song: watch?v=QDPgsgHzn8g
Seelkadoom
Likes: explosions. Guns, kissing women and sometimes men (but he's not gay), the color blue ( but in a cool way not in a gay way), murdering the innocent, death metal, being cooler than sonic and shadow put together.
Dislikes: sunshine, his parents, sonic and shadow, justin bieber and Kevin from school fuck you Kevin stop showing people my deviantart you piece of shiiiiiit.
Catchphrase: "pssssh. Nothing personnel, kid"
Theme song: watch?v=v226mbTh38M