Author's Notes: So, they wound up adding more characters, so I guess it's time to add some more entries, huh?
Alejandro
Like Heather, but actually more arrogant.
Ann Maria
More interesting than the real Snooki.
B
No voice actor saves Teletoon's money.
Billy the Intern
Fan attention gives background character spotlight.
Blaineley
Heather's catiness, Owen's grossness, Chris' gimmick.
Brady
Why didn't Beth mention him earlier?
Brick
Got eliminated for basic human decency.
Cameron
My favorite character won for once!
Alternatively: My favorite character won! (Outside America.)
Dakota
Like Ezekiel, mutated for wanting fame.
Dawn
So, hippies have magical powers, then?
Fang
Like other sharks, but with legs.
Jo
Occasionally nasty, but tough and smart.
Lightning
What can you say about him?
Mike
Multiple personalities don't work that way.
Mr. Coconut
Owen's best friend. Chef ate him.
Sam
He's a gamer. Also, a furry.
Sasquatchinawkwa
He's the most normal animal, really.
Scott
His scheme makes no freakin' sense.
Sierra
Girl tortures guy? That's funny! Right?
Staci
Talks so much, says so little.
Zoey
What makes her "the Indie Chick?"