Author's Notes: Well, better get the TDPI characters up before Ridonculous Race comes out.
Amy
The evil twin with the mole.
Beardo
Hmm, B's more vocal this season.
Dave
"The Normal Guy" slowly goes crazy.
Ella
It's season three all over again.
Jasmine
She has weird taste in men.
Leonard
Useless gimmick means he goes "poof!"
Max
Tiny supervillain fails to conquer island.
Rodney
Quite the heartbreaker. Of himself, mostly.
Sammy
The good twin, but surprisingly tricky.
Scarlett
Nobody ever suspects the quiet ones...
Shawn
Total Drama, apocalyptic dystopia, same difference.
Sky
Our least evil girl jock yet!
Sugar
"What's another reality show to parody?"
Topher
Another Chris? One was bad enough!
Those New Interns Who Have Shown Up Since TDWT
They snark quietly from the sidelines.