Brody
He and Geoff have winning bromance.
Carrie
Loves her friend. Is really unsubtle.
Chet
Okay, what's with the coconut bra?
Crimson
Keeps Ennui grounded (six feet under).
Devin
Has Trent's look, tendency toward injury.
Don
Chris' goofier and less evil counterpart.
Dwayne
Still better at parenting than Kelly.
Ellody
Probably just Courtney in a disguise.
Emma
Tsundere? Yandere? She can't quite decide.
Ennui
He's so emotional. Can't you tell?
Gerry
'Cause it's a pun on "geriatric."
Jacques
Dropped Josee. Still somehow won silver.
Jay
The twin who's comparably less wimpy.
Jen
Got hair wet to protect clothes.
Josee
"Bun-Bun, why have you forsaken me?!"
Junior
Snark from the mouth of babes.
Kelly
Wish my mom was this compliant.
Kitty
I'm gonna take a selfie. *click*
Laurie
Won't eat meat. Tender, delicious meat...
Loki
DJ probably wouldn't like this bunny.
Lorenzo
"Get your face off my hands!"
MacArthur
Is that "Valentina Escobar" story true?
Mary
Fans prefer Ellody's smaller, cuter nose.
Mickey
That helmet doesn't protect against germs!
Miles
Too much kindness leads to elimination.
Pete
Frenemy threw him from great height.
Rock
Last name "'n' Roll," I presume.
Ryan
How do his legs not collapse?!
Sanders
Keeps MacArthur in line. ...Well, tries.
Spud
Actually dumber than a real potato.
Stephanie
Extremely competitive woman has relationship issues.
Tammy
Basically just Leonard as a girl.
Taylor
Selfish bitch mostly just bothers mother.
Tom
I'd wear one of his fezes.