Well here we are, and I think that it's about time too! It's time you get the down low on what it's like to be me for once, and I know what you're thinking, how on Earth could anyone be half as good as you? And I would say to you, you are so right! But now's not the time for bragging, in fact, I'm gonna give you some great pointers to start you off on the right track.
I hope it relates back to Harry at least once, that is the whole point of the story after all.
Stop fretting so much Anger, I got this covered, m'kay?
Never say "m'kay" ever again.
Sure, whateverrr!
Okay then, tip one! Make sure you are in on all the latest gossip. A person who doesn't know the ins and outs of your social circle is no person at all, trust me. Tip two-
That's a bit mean, isn't it?
So what? How will they learn without a bit of destructive criticism?
I'm pretty certain that's not right…
And who asked you anyway?
Tip two, Get as many friends and followers on your Facebook and stuff as possible. Everyone knows that being popular is the be all and end all of everything. I mean, come on, you can't get anywhere in life without friends.
And tip three: spend, spend, spend as much as you can on the latest fashion! Even if your friends and colleagues totally disagree with everything you say and refuse your right to grab as much as possible, you should do it anyway (I'm not projecting here, don't you dare say I am! Stupid Fear and Anger, not letting me buy anything…*grumbling intensifies*).
Cool advice huh? Now you know what it's like to be à la mode! But seriously, I had to tell you all of this, 'cause, who the hell else is gonna? No one, that's who!
I've been gone for a while haven't I? Well, here I am! Another chapter's on its way soon!