Christopher Awdry walked up a road, he was planing what his next move will be. He was thinking about something having to do with a tank, when he came across a woman with red and black hair with horns and a man who seemed shady.

"How can I help you?" said the shady man.

"What do you want?!" said Christopher.

"I was just asking..." said the shady man, "...If you are interested in what me and my girl are selling."

"Okay? What do you have?" asked Christopher.

"Many things." said the girl with the horns.

She opened the back of a beat up car, she looked in the trunk and pulled out a suitcase and showed him a variety of clocks and watches.

"I don't know, you seem familiar." said Christopher, unsure of himself.

"Come on old man. Buy something." the shady man said with an oily voice.

Christopher looked at the watches and then looked at the woman with the horns, he then bought a watch that caught his interest. The watch was gold and had the crest of British Rail on the top. He put his money down and left.

"Did I just buy a watch?" thought Christopher, he was most puzzled.

He put on the watch and walked away, something didn't feel right. But one word was on his mind, "Diesel."

Gordon, James, and Henry all visited Reimu and Marisa.

"So Christopher is trying to kill you? I thought he was the nice man who wrote books about us." said Henry.

"Yes. But since me and Yukari were involved in his dad being killed, he's after us." replied Reimu.

"But what if the Sodor island Fansite finds this out?" worried Henry.

"Pah!" said Gordon, "Its not like they read Pergold's (TheThinMiko's) fanfic anyway, they're too busy reading that ERS."

"I saw the ERS, I thought it was fine." said James.

"Me too." said Reimu, "I though it was utter and complete rubbish!"

"Disgraceful!" said Gordon.

"Disgusting!" put in James.

"Despicable!" finished Henry.

"What? Your the one that said that no one read Pergold's fanfiction because of the ERS." protested Reimu.

"Actually." said Ringo, "Its because no one on that forum ever looks on in the Independent Works page."

"He's right you know!" said Henry.

"Shut up." said Reimu, secretly, she was fond of Pergold's fanfics.

Then, Duck walked into the shrine.

"Hi." said Reimu.

"Hello, Montague!" said the others.

"Hello, everybody." said Duck.

"What brings you here?" asked Reimu.

"Its that Diesel!" exclaimed Duck.

"But there's no diesels in Gensokyo, we're all human!" said Henry.

"I don't mean a diesel, I meant Diesel. You know, him!" explained Duck.

"What's Diesel got to do with anything." said Gordon indignantly.

"He's with this chick named Seija, I heard they peddle worthless things and con people." replied Duck.

"Seija? You mean Seija Kijin?!" said Reimu.

"Yes." replied Duck.

Seija Kijin is a amanojaku, her ability was to make something the inverse of what is it. Essentially making what's forward, backward. Reimu had taken a dislike to her. Not only did she cause a fairly big youkai incident, but she also raided Reimu's shrine. She was so dangerous, that everybody else had to bring out the dangerous, deadly, and unregulated spell cards to hunt her down.

"How did you know about Seija?" said Reimu griting her teeth.

"She sold me this watch! Its hands don't move, and when I took it to Nitori, she told me it was nothing an empty case with sawdust inside." Duck told Reimu.

"I'll have to investigate." and with that, Reimu left.

Reimu saw Seija and what she presumed to be Diesel, by the side of the road with an old beat up car.

"Seija! What are you doing here!" she said crossly.

"If you must know Reimu. I have found a new purpose in life." said Seija.

"You found a god?"

"No! I met my boyfriend, Diesel. We work together now."

Reimu looked at the man, Diesel wore black pants, a white with a leather jacket with the number 08 on the back, he had hair which had been slicked back with gel.

"You must be Reimu!" oiled Diesel, "I've heard many things about you from Seija."

"Like what?"

"Like how you defeated my girlfriend and how you kicked her out of your shrine for just simply browsing." said Diesel.

"You lied to him, Seija!"

Seija grinned, Reimu's dislike for her made Seija grin.

"Don't pull anything funny, Reimu." said Diesel with a voice slicker than grease.

Reimu decided not to do anything and asked if they had seen Christopher Awdry.

"He's an old man, he's got a mustache, sounds British." explained Reimu.

Diesel's face lit up, "Oh! Me and Seija had just sold him a watch."

"A watch? Another broken one, just like's Duck's?" said Reimu.

"No. Its a special watch. A watch that me and Seija can use to track him down." replied Diesel.

Reimu got excited, "Great! We've been trying to look for him! Can I use your tracker?"

Diesel and Seija laughed, "We won't you, little Reimu, let you use our tracker." said Diesel, "We're going to use it for me and Seija's greatest job yet."

"We're going to cheat every human an youkai by selling them fake insurance!"

"Hush Seija! We don't want poor Reimu to know."

"You disgraceful, despicable, disgusting couple! How dare you profit off of the terror he causes!"

"Because what you say Reimu, SiF is watching." warned Diesel.

"I don't care! Its Pergold (TheThinMiko)'s fault for making him the villain!"

"I didn't kill his dad." mocked Diesel.

"It was Duke and Yukari's plan, not mine!" protested Reimu.

(Author's Note: Read 東方: Revered Reverend of Illustrated Imprisonment to know what had happened, [Just for the new readers who decided to come in five episodes in.])

"At least I wasn't involved in the killing of everybody's favorite author!" snarled Diesel.

"If it weren't for Yukari and I, you'd still be a diesel, Diesel!"

"She's right you know." said Seija calmly, contrary to Reimu's current emotions.

Before Reimu left, she told them if they wanted to reveal where Christopher was to her, to come to her shrine.

Reimu and Marisa and the three conductors stared at the map.

"I wonder why there's no blue foods. Where the hell is the blue food?! Every other color is properly represented in the food pyramid, green, yellow, red, but no blue?" pondered George.

"There's blueberries." said Alec.

"Those are purple." replied George.

"Bleu cheese?" asked Ringo.

"That's just white cheese with a lot of mold on it." responded George.

"What about that blue gelatin stuff that Cirno made one time?" asked Marisa.

"Oh don't eat that!" cried George, "That was not supposed to be blue in the first place!"

Diesel walked into the shrine, "Hello...Diesel." said Reimu coldly.

"I was here on official business." oiled Diesel, "I came here to propose a deal with you."

"What deal?" asked Reimu.

"We let you use our tracker and you, dear Reimu, let us sell our insurance." proposed Diesel.

"No deal, I can have you steal money from poor humans and youkai."

Marisa grabbed Reimu.

"What the fuck are you doing, Reimu!" whispered Marisa.

"I'm trying to prevent him from cheating everybody in Gensokyo out of their money."

"Reimu, I have a plan." Marisa whispered something into Reimu's ear.

Reimu walked away from Marisa and towards Diesel, "I have considered it with my friend and I'll accept, but on one condition!"

"What would that be?" asked Diesel.

"That you give me 1% of the profits."

"Why should I do such a thing?"

"Because, my dear Diesel." said Reimu, "If Eiki Shiki were to catch you, she will judge you and most certainly send you to hell. But if Eiki were to know that you make such generous donations to my shrine, she'll put you on a lighter sentence."

"Okay, fine. But that Eiki won't us out, Seija will see to that."

Reimu and Diesel shook hands to further confirm their deal. Now there's much more pins on the map, all of them concentrated in the many forests of Gensokyo. Reimu and Marisa plan for one day to find Christopher and seal him away. But for now, they wait...