"Hey. Sethbling here, and I've made Cookie Clicker in Minecraft."

ME: "Hmm."

I watch the rest of the video, and then a week or so later…

ME: "i'm bored, maybe I can check out that Cookie Clicker game"

So, I look it up and…

ME: " So...I click a cookie?"

*CLICK*

+1 Cookie

ME:" OH MY GOSH! THIS IS THE BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED(besides Minecraft and Night Trap…)"

ONE DAY LATER

ME (Foaming at the mouth.):" 100 CURSORS! 77 GRANDMAS! 52 FARMS! 36 MINES! 36 FACTORIES! 26 SHIPMENTS! 18 ALCHEMY LABS! AND 16 PORTALS! OMG MUST PLAY MORE!"

And that's how I got addicted to Cookie Clicker.

Anyhoo, (cue dubstep of Star's reactions to my pranks with an airhorn in the background)

PRANKFEST 2015!

Star foolishly tried to prank me yesterday, with a fake gum stick with a spring trap on it. I've seen that too many times.

SOOO, I counter-pranked her, with an envelope of fake money so she could reimburse herself for her failed prank! And also a ton of cards with HA HAHAHHAH on them and one that said "squid".

IM UN-PRANKABLE! YES!

When I got home from seeing her though, I got a little sick, sore legs, headache, sore throat, and I felt worse this morning with some mild nausea (not throw-up nausea.) But, it cleared up after a few hours.

I WNAT TO BE THE FIRST TO WRITE ABOUT SKY'S BABY! SO HERE'S WHAT I HAVE PLANNED!

"This, my son," Said Sky pointing at a poster of a Squid, "Is a Squid. Evil, ruthless masterminds."

His son laughed.

"Yes, they may LOOK harmless… But, they're EVIL! Here is what you should do if you ever see one." Sky pulled out a butter sword and violently tore the poster to shreds.

His son laughed even more.

"And now my son, I give you this butter sword, to protect yourself againist the SQUID MENACE!"

Sky hands his son the sword, who collapses beneath the weight of it.

"Or, maybe we should wait till you're older and stronger," Sky said, quickly taking back the sword.

THATS ALL FOR TODAY!

BTW: Star wants me to come up with a name for my readers, she calls hers 'Angels', let me know in the comments what you want me to call you guys, hopefully its good!