Okay, Before i go into anything on this horrible catastrophe (See the Last 2 Chapters Of Klub Ice!)
I want to show you guys this comment from Croziff. Remember when I said I woke him in the middle of the night? Here's his account of it.
Oh, so you're saying you WOULDN'T shit yourself if you studied till midnight went to get two hours of sleep so you could continue then, but just when you were supposed to fall asleep, this happens:
(cue emerald music)
A WILD JOEY APPEARS!
Croziff used bad wi-fi connection!
It had no effect!
Joey used skype call!
The combo of bad connection wi-fi and skype call make an alien noise that sounds like a whale got high on heroin and decided to make an impression of a human screaming "SACRAFICE ALL THE CHILDREN"
It's supper effective!
Croziff used answer!
The voices got even louder!
Croziff fainted!
Joey wins the battle!
Joey got 46 EXPERIENCE and leveled up!
Joey learned a new move: "Sorry!"
Joey got some loot: It's "A free ticket to a Geography lesson at school!"
Croziff learned a new move: "TAKE A GODDAMN GEOGRAPHY LESSON BEFORE CALLING ME!"
That's how it played out.
I guess Croziff really likes pokemon.
ANYHOO! As a Sky Army General (At least I think I am,) I Command all of you to stay out of the Six Flags Great America area of Illinois. THere were two poor boys tricked into thinking that those colorful squid hats were just hats….but they aren't! THEY'RE EVIL COLORFUL SQUID MIND CONTROLLING PSYCHOPATHS! (the bad, kind, not me)
But, at least they din't see me, and I got to ride the dark knight, superman ultimate flight, the demon, x-flight, raging bull, american eagle, bumper cars.. OH AND GOLIATH! A INSANE WOODEN COASTER THAT GOES UPSIDEDOWN! WTF! ITS THE FASTEST, TALLEST AND STEEPEST WOODEN COASTER IN THE WORLD!
Well, that's all for now psycopaths, stay strong, and kill squids!