"Kol proposes to Caroline. she accepts. Fluffy." – StefQ

You want fluffy? The thing I'm really bad at? We'll here it is. Fluffiness to death.

I will wear a white dress
You will paint a sunset
Life will be a love fest
That's how it all begins

-Forevermore, Katie Herzig

Caroline stared in shock at Kol kneeling before Jeremy who was seated on the couch. Kol and Jeremy turned to see her both looking panicked. Kol stood up with his hands raised, "It's not what it looks like!"

Caroline leaned on the door frame pf the kitchen with her arms crossed over her chest, eyebrows raised. "Really? Cause it looks like you just proposed to Jeremy Gilbert."

Kol looked at a loss for words. "Well, yeah but…it's not what it looks like!"

"So you deny it? That you just asked for Jeremy's hand in marriage?" Caroline shook her head and looked at Jeremy. "I'm sorry, Jer. This one's slippery. Maybe you shouldn't say yes."

Jeremy suppressed a smile. "But he's so convincing, Care."

"I know!" Caroline sighed. "That's how he got me too. But I guess it's over now."

Kol looked outraged, "What? No! We are not over!"

"What?" Caroline widened her eyes. "Are you saying you plan on continuing to date me while you're married to Jeremy? Do you plan on making me your-" She gasped dramatically. "-mistress?"

Kol's mouth opened and closed like a fish's before he crossed his arms over his chest, trying to regain control of the situation. "Are you opposed to that?"

"Well, I confess I've never really thought I'd be the other woman…though technically you stole him from me, Jer," Caroline shook her head nonchalantly. "But I can't do to you what you did to me."

"I'm really sorry, Caroline." Jeremy sighed, trying not to laugh. "But who can resist Kol?"

Caroline suppressed a snort. "Yes, who can resist that happy, homicidal maniac? He's irresistible!"

"Perfect in every way!" Jeremy nodded, a grin so wide on his face from trying not to laugh.

Kol was pinching the bridge of his nose now, trying not to punch the wall. "Yes, yes, I am perfection personified." He walked towards Caroline until he was standing in front of her who was biting her lips not to giggle. "Which is why you should marry me."

She let out a shriek. "What? But you just proposed to Jeremy not five minutes ago! Do you plan on being a polygamist? Cause that's illegal in this country and many others."

Kol sighed. "He didn't say yes."

"Oh right." Caroline looked over at Jeremy. "Jer, are we sharing him?"

Jeremy stood up with his hands up in surrender. "You can have him, Caroline. I have to get back to Anna anyway."

Caroline gave her friend a beaming grin as he walked out the door, his shoulders shaking with the effort of not laughing at all the madness. When he was gone, she turned back to her would-be fiancé who was scowling at her. "You were saying?"

Kol pouted at her. "You're a cruel woman."

"You're a masochist. You love it." Caroline laughed. "Which is why messing with you is so much fun."

He rolled his eyes and he grunted when she poked him in the stomach. He rubbed the spot where her sharp jab met his person and glared at her. "I think I'm changing my mind about you. You're much too violent."

"Says the mass murderer," She scoffed then made a go-on gesture. "Continue with your proposal."

He sighed before going down on his knee. "Will you marry me, Caroline Forbes?"

Caroline pretended to think about it. "Hmm I don't know. You did try to marry Jeremy there for a minute-"

She was interrupted by him vamp-speeding to his feet and kissing her stupid. She giggled against his lips and then sighed blissfully. Kol's kisses were like drugs. And she was starry-eyed by the time he pulled away.

"Say yes," He murmured against her lips. "Tell me you'll marry me."

She giggled and rolled her eyes. "Okay. I guess I'll marry you."

He kissed her just to make her breathless again and she sighed. "I mean, yes! I'll marry you, Kol Mikaelson. Somebody has to put up with you."

"And now it's you forever." Kol told her smugly. "You're never escaping me now, Forbes."

"Oh God, can you not be a creep for five minutes?" Caroline jabbed him in the chest and he retaliated by pulling her hair. "Ow! How are we supposed to get married when you're such an asshole?"

"Same way when you're such a bitch yourself." He picked her up by her waist and she screamed in surprise. "Now let's celebrate our engagement."

He took her to the bedroom and ignored all calls from their friends for the rest of the day.