Okay, so I got some pretty good responses and I like that. Thanks alot, everyone. And as usual, I update fics frequently like every two-three days. Sometimes more if I have writer's-laze or block or just busy.

Be open-minded about this story, please. Rated M for lemons, language, content, crude humor, eh. Stuff n thangs.

I hope this chapter is good and not too boring.

Disclaimers: My name is not Stephanie Meyers.

Chapter 2: Home Truth That I Have To Expose

Jasper's POV

"I'm so fucking bored!" I watched as the burly and brawny Cullen family member walked at a human pace down the stairs and into the living room where Bella and I sat. Before anything could be said or I could even think to alter Emmett's emotions of boredom, he jabbed a suspecting finger towards me. "And not another one of your pathogenesis tricks, Jazz."

Well then. I didn't expect him to even come close to the word but he did. I pinched the bridge of my nose once he flopped himself down on the sofa Esme had just ordered from France, breaking it in the process. "That's pathokinesis, Em."

He shrugged his shoulders, beginning to tear cotton from the now broken sofa. "Whatever." - "And tell Esme that Jacob did it or something..." Yeah right. Like our motherly figure would believe that.

We were as still as statues before I sensed anticipation and hope radiating from my brawny brother's inner core. He playfully nudged our 'sister' over and over until it got to the point of her upper arm starting to crack.

"Bella!"

"What?" She held his nudging elbow in place because it was either that, or Emmett would not stop.

"I'm bored."

She sighed unnecessarily. "Go for a hunt."

"I'm not thirsty."

"Then make yourself thirsty."

Right now, I was about to be "honored" with witnessing yet another pissing match between my brother Emmett and our sister-in-law, Isabella. But it was Bella for short and sometimes 'B'. And that one letter for a nickname as Alice said it was, is something her human friends that she still kept in contact with, called her.

Do not ask me how I know that. I roamed my fingers through my curly, honey blond hair before leaning an elbow on the mahogany-wooden arm of the now disheveled chair.

And once annoyance generated as Bella's main emotion, I knew the match had begun.

"You know, I wonder what's been making you so sarcastic lately, lil' sis." Em chimed in a sing-song voice. He winked up an eyebrow, baring his pearly white fangs with a cocky and toothy grin.

He was about to challenge Bella. And while Bella had only been a newborn for five years now, she still possesses some of her strength and most of her bloodlust.

"Is Eddie-boy," his childish nickname for Edward used only if he wanted to tease someone about the agile, bronze-haired vampire. "not giving it to you hard enough?"

I let out an exasperated sigh once he clasped his hands together, rubbing them like one of this evil scientists with the never ending mwahaha-laugh. I'm surprised all of these decades past by and he hadn't took it upon himself to try to master the art of laughing like that.

But once Emmett kept poking the fire with crude humor on Bella and Edward's sex life, my lifeless and non-beating heart felt as if it sprung forth and a low growl collected into the back of my throat just threatening to emit if I opened my mouth and allowed my lips to curl into a snarl.

So I gritted my teeth, focusing on a piece of dust blowing gently through the air surrounding us.

"Emmett," Bella said, holding her hands together, her melodic voice washing through my ears like a euphoria wave. She inched to the edge of the glass end table I had just realized she was sitting on and let out a quick huff.

Her seething anger has just begun.

"I've only been a vampire for five years and I've easily managed self-control," all-in-all true. "But if you do not bud out of my sex life any sooner notonly will you lose another arm-wrestling match like you did five years ago but you will also lose another ear just like Rosalie did when she caught you watching human porn!"

And there you have it. Bella plastered a pasty smile on her pale, marbled face before glowering at him with those sparkling tawny eyes. I let out another sigh before leaning back further into the cushions of the broken chair.

"Okay, Bella. Geez." Em motioned to me. "Jazz, calm her down."

I was about to when she finally looked my way for the first time in this young night, warmly smiling at me. My eyes lingered to her full yet plump pink lips from her lusciously curled brunette hair to the well-toned body she was gifted with, down the dark blue halter-neck blouse not daring to hid her gorgeous mound's figure, to the long skirt flowing down to her ankles with an open slit revealing her glimmering bare leg. I gulped suddenly feeling thirsty again but watched as she released a sigh into the air and shrugged her shoulders, placing her dainty hands in her lap. "I'm fine, Jasper."

I gave her a brief nod before we looked into each other's different shade of gold eyes. Emmett came to notice this and snapped his fingers, pursing his lips. He was a bit suspicious to nothing, because nothing was going on. I was... just noticing Bella's maturity in appearance as a vampire. That is all.

"But you know what we should do?" he bounced with excitement on the now flat cushion of the broken sofa; poor human chair has been through hell. Emmett first broke it with a fickle move and then de-fluffed it once it was decided that he was so bored that he just had to remove the cotton.

"Let's throw a big vampire party! Tonight." He motion his hands meaning he wanted this festive to take place here. Here in this house. "Invite all of our close covens! Stock up on some blood bags and animal blood... We can even try to get wasted on human shit."

I scoffed at the idea. Not that I was a "party-pooper" like he called me once before at the unfortunate event of Bella's eighteenth birthday party... something I was not entirely guilty for but still regretted that horrendous day. But a party meant word of it would spread fast. And with the Volturi on our backs with hidden scouts they thought we were too careless and stupid to notice, it was risky. And I did not want to put my family or Jacob and his pack of shifters in danger.

"Are the Volturi invited?" I snorted, sarcasm dripping in each of those four words as I stood up and leaned against the wall with my arms crossed.

He was silent before giving a glance to the silent Bella and then to myself. "... Well that depends on who in the Volturi. Just definitely NOT the freak twins."

Both my sister-in-law and I got the same look on our faces, making the bear-pire pout like a little child. "Oh, come on! It'll be fun!

"That's what you said the last time when you tried to get Rose to do it with you to the sounds of human lesbians moaning." Bella rose a finger, piping in. We both glances at each other, laughing at the hilarious moment.

Carlisle had to have the passionate couple rebuild the section of the house that Rosalie destroyed in beating Emmett until he had vampire bruises.

He was obviously embarrassed from her comment; I could feel it. If he were a human, his face and whole entire neck for that matter would be deep, scarlet-red. But of course, Em never settled for a bruised-ego for too long. "Well damn, Bella I had no idea you were so bored with Edward that you had to come eavesdrop on all of me and Rosalie's sex."

"Fights, Em. Not sex. Fights."

Their banter continued on before I finally intervened, "Okay point blank, it's a bad idea Emmett."

"Well fine," he huffed. "What do you suggest we do?"

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"Okay, okay, okay I got one," Bella slurred, smiling at Emmett and I with half closed eyes. "Would you ever go down on a human girl when she's on her period?" That was unexpected. And... really hilarious.

"If I was the vampire first and Rosalie was the human... I would totally go for it even while she was on her death bed and then turn her."

And once Rosalie Hale was a newborn, she would rip Emmett apart and this coven would not exist as it had, today. I was glad that it wasn't the other way around.

"What about you, Jas-per." She broke my name apart, biting her perfectly shaped bottom lip.

Who would have thought drinking blood-bags when thirst was not from a patient of Carlisle's would give vampires the effects of feeling drunk? And this wasn't any ordinary patient. This young male nearly overdosed on a mixture of heroin and shrooms.

While the human blood was beyond our diet of animal blood, our respective parties consisting of Edward, Rosalie, Alice, even Carlisle and Esme were out and about. And I suppose I outta' feel a bit guilty for breaking that chain of tolerance... but once you had Emmett and Bella rooting for you to sneak them out and indulge in the human blood for a quick night... I could not resist.

Especially with Bella tempting me.

At least we didn't kill a human... She sighed once we came up with the ideas of hanging out, playing an old-human questionnaire game she played once in highschool and going for a nice hunt- which actually turned out to be stealing blood bags from Carlisle and drinking them out of shot and wine glasses.

"Do you think Alice can see you asking that question?" Emmett let out a booming laughter, breaking my chain of thoughts as he took another shot of the heroin and shroom laced human blood. He was really enjoying it too from the way he licked his lips. I did not need to feed into his emotions to know that he was loving the taste of it.

"She's too busy trying to beat Rose to be focused on her visions," my sister-in-law sighed, taking a sip of her red-beverage out of a wine glass.

Was it bad to say that her now dull-brown eyes looked fitting? Hopefully I helped to get rid of the tints of red in their eyes before everyone returned back.

The night continued with amusing, mostly crude questions of would you rather? or have you ever? until Emmett gave a dirty smile to I and then to Bella.

"We definitely are not cutting this night short," Emmett exclaimed with a big grin. He produced a Ziploc bag full of human-marijuana and Bella gasped.

"Emmett, what the hell?!" I agreed with her. Secretly drinking human blood as if it were alcohol should have been enough for tonight. "Where did you get that?"

"I have my human connections... come on just one try. Just one."

"Jazz, not just Bella either. You didn't even drink any of the human blood, man!" Of course not. He must not have remembered what I went through during my time in serving Maria... I shuddered at the thoughts, gritting my teeth and narrowing my eyes.

Bella thought about it for a while, before saying, "I'll try it only if Jazz does." Leave it to her to butter-me up and convince me to do something I was dead set against. If word got out of a vampire smoking human marijuana especially us, the Cullen coven... I have no idea how that would slander our name.

But regardless... Bella was willing if I was. And I thought Alice had a way with persuasion and words.

"Okay. I'll do it."

"Well, that was a quick change of attitude," Emmett said with a chuckle.

"But not in the house." - "Somewhere far. You already know Edward has a nose that could smell for miles and miles." Bella warned, leaping to her feet with a spring in her gracefully step. Em and I both stood and we all decided on a beach would be the more festive thing to do. Somewhere near where it wasn't too suspecting to our bronzed-haired friend.

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The closest beach was located in La Push. Of course, Jacob with another authority of Sam had given us three the permission to occupy it for the rest of the night. I calculated the time to be around 1:52 a.m. We were set on staying until the sun rose up which was just as a good amount of time.

It didn't surprise me when the shifter named Paul and the little one named Seth wanted to join us. Emmett rolled a fat joint and Paul turned on some music, bobbing his head to the beat of a song that started to play.

When Emmett finished perfecting a fattie, he lit it and took a long hit. He fakely coughed a couple of times, before shrugging his shoulders looking at the white beach sand sinking in between his toes. He was clearly disappointed. I guess it didn't work out as much as he planned it to.

Regardless, everyone passed around the pot before it came to Bella and she pasted it to me. Her eyes were wide and she plastered a perfect smile on her face. The sun made it sparkle but the moon made it glimmer. She was urging me on, so I complied with a shrug of my shoulders before taking a long drag of the herb yet strong smelling drug before puffing out the smoke into a smog of rings.

"Perfect craftsmanshit," Paul slurred, laughing at his play of words. Just a few more rounds and I could feel the emotions radiating through the wolves. So without even asking I focused in the levels of their high, letting it wash over Bella and Emmett watching as they seemed human once they sighed heavily in content.

"Everything is beautiful, your emotions, others, nature, life, music, scents, feeling, water, fuzzy soft things..." Seth exhaled in one big sentence before lying back on the sand and rolling around in it.

"Jazz," Bella squeaked, playfully crawling in the sand over to me like a seductress. I leaned back onto the back of a broken log, groaning at how sexy she looked. Everyone else, including Emmett was too stoned to even know what the hell was going on.

But I wasn't. And... this feeling didn't feel wrong. It felt like a dream, actually. She hesitated only for a moment, and then climbed onto my lap with her legs on either side of me.

"You think too much," she said; her voice was much more huskier with the emotions of being high placed on her, she grasped my hands placing them on her lap. I automatically gave her thighs a ginger stoke with my finger tips and a tight squeeze with my hands.

"What do you mean I think so much?" I asked, unaware that my voice sounded cracked. Like a broken bell being chimed.

Bella inched closer to me before letting out a cool sigh, wafting her tempting strawberry scent over me. I could also smell the now-explainable juicy scent. It was the smell of her sweet juices seeping through the damp thin materials of her lace underwear.

And do not ask me how I knew that was what she had on... with Alice spreading high fashion through the Cullen family, who do you think had to accompany her with each and every shopping trip made for each of our coven members?

"When I was a human... and I saw you..." She whispered into my ears. "I thought you were so sexy. And I mean, not 'cause I was a human and my eyes were not open-" I watched rather amused as she slurred her words. That human habit of hers did not fade away. "I mean, they were open because then if they weren't... they would be closed, you know?"

With a smirk, I nodded my head. "Yes, Bella." - "I understand and I know." She just admitted that she thought I was sexy. And not because she was a human and did not have the crystal clear vision of a vampire's eyesight. I wonder if she was hintin' at me bein' even more hot than 'er husband, ol' Eddie-boy. I shook the thought from my head; my southern accent was even shining through my thoughts.

She slid her hands in my hair and then out, before guiding them down my jaw. Her eyes landed on my lips and her fingers followed suit. Bella ran her fingers slowly along my jawline and my mouth, licking her lips at the sight.

"What else do you think about me?" I asked, drawing her out of her gaze.

"I think... you were not fully responsible for what happened at my eighteen birthday party."

"I thought you hated me for all of these years. How do you feel about me now?" I admit, looking down at her legs she began encasing around my waist.

I watched with apprehension as she back a little bit, taking me in. Bella was quiet, letting my question bounce around her complex brain for a while. From the sudden void in her emotions, even surrounded and mixed in with the high, I knew she had an answer but a small part of her was demanding that she not say it out loud. Bella didn't want to admit something to me, or maybe I was wrong because her next move shocked me.

"Jazz..." she started. She scooted further up in my lap and locked her legs around me, crushing her body close to mine. Her unimaginably gorgeous breasts were crushing against my chest. She hiked her own skirt up to her hips, close enough to reveal the perfect, lace thong that fit perfectly around her slim features and her vivacious curves. Bella slowly began grinding her hips on my crouch, letting out a soft moan with each move. I myself, couldn't hold it back and felt extremely hardened over the fact that she was rubbing such a sensitive area.

After a few moments of our slow grinds and I felt the lust and sexual tension rubbing off of her and myself... she unfortunately stopped, grabbing my face with her hands and pulled me so close that our lips were touching. "I know what I want to feel about you."

My eyes widened and I could feel throat bob. I could not contain myself. This new feeling with my own sister-in-law... I couldn't focus on Alice. I could not handle these new emotions. The only thing on my mind was Bella. Bella. Bella. Bella. Bella. Bella.

My grip on her thighs tightened and I said, barely whispering, "th-that can be arranged." Never in my vampire life had I stuttered. I became baffled at times, yes. Because not everything could be figured out. But... stuttering? No.

"Jazz," there she goes again, "how about we go for a swim?" The arch of her perfectly shaped eyebrow meant more words other than that one sentence. I gave a glance to the other three accompanying us.

Emmett was walking at a human pace in circles, laughing at himself while Paul was too busy watching him with a dazed look like it was the world set in front of him, and Seth... same as the dog he smelled like, he was burying himself in the sand after digging a hole.

I focused my emotion of the feeling of marijuana and the cloud-nine effect letting out a heavy sigh as I forced it upon myself and the rest of them joined to us.

Perhaps... swimming while feeling as if you were high would provide a more dramatic effect. I eyed Bella stripping naked. My eyes lulled and all I saw was her and the many ocean waves crashing on the La Push beach.

Everything else in the world did not matter. Everything was focused on just me, Bella and our swim.

Our darn swim. And her beautiful body.

She stepped into the water, backing up farther and farther until the waves enveloped her body and I could only see her beautiful head poking out. She crooked a finger at me.

And I stripped naked myself, joining her.

A/N:

Okayyyy, so maybe that went fast. Any predictions for what could happen next?

For this short story, I plan to explore a little bit into Jasper's way of thinking and possibly do some weird things like vampires being able to feel drunk due to certain bloods laced with stuff n thangs.

I also want some fluffy and hot and steamy moments for Jazz and B and some crude humor and some extra stuff I am too lazy and too paranoid to share.

I hope you all like it, and feedback and responses are wanted and needed.

Thanks so much and thanks for reading.

Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan

P.S: If you like this, check out my other Twilight stories. 3 more. Age, Beauty Killer and a short crude one shot written years ago than show, That Question.