"Oi Kise. Gimme the phone."

"N-no."

"Just give him the phone dammit."

"Bu-but..."

"If you don't give it, I will personally kill you and make sure no one ever finds your body."

"Oi Ahomine. Thats going way too far."

"Shuttit. I know what you're doing. Trying to look like the good guy so that everyone will love you. But no fucking way am I falling for that!"

"WHAT THE HELL, AHO! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME THAT WELL! WE JUST PLAY BASKETBALL TOGETHER!"

"OI! DON'T SHOUT AT ME! YOU SOUND JUST LIKE SATSUKI. JUST NAGGING AND NAGGING AND NAGGING NON STOP! SHUT YER FEMININE FACE!"

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!"

"Um... guys?"

"SHUTTIT KISE!"

Kise slowly backed away and ran down the street to Kuroko's house.

"OH YEAH! WE HAVEN'T FOUND OUT YET."

"FOUND OUT ABOUT WHAT, IDIOT?"

"KISE'S HAIR THINGY DUMBASS."

"Oh yeah."

"What? So now you can talk normally without screaming your fucking face off, bakagami?"

"WHAT THE HELL?! YOU CAN GO DIE!"

"OI KISE! ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED TOPIC, IS YOUR HAIR COLOR NATUR- WHAT THE HELL? WHERE DID HE GO?!"

"AH! HE ESCAPED! WHAT IF KUROKO SEES US FIGHTING WITH THE GLASSES FREAK ON THE VIDEO?! HE WON'T ACCEPT ME AS HIS LIGHT!"

"SHIT! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! NAGGING ME LIKE AN OLD WOMAN!"

"WHA- MY FAULT?! MY FAULT?! IT WAS YOUR FAULT!"

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?! YOU WANNA HAVE A GO? RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW?! OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED, BAKAGAMI?!"

"OH ITS ON, AHOMINE! JUST DON'T GO CRYING TO MOMOI WHEN I BEAT YOU UP!"

"OH PLEASE, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT BY JUST ONE OF MY AOMINE KICKS!"

"AT LEAST I DIDN'T CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY ABOUT GOING TO JAIL FOR MURDER!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"OH LOOK. DUMB AND DEAF. WHAT A SURPRISE."

"OHHHH... YOU ARE SO GOING TO GET IT NOW..."

"STOP!"

"What the hell, Kise."

"I cannot stand to see my two dear friends, Aominechi and Kagamichi make a fool out of themselves in public! Especially with my fans around! What do you think they will think when they see me around you two imbeci-"

"I THOUGHT YOU LEFT! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!"

"AOMINECHI! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT JAW! I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU TWO WERE DOING!"

"HEY HEY HEY! I KNOW THAT AOMINE IS AN IMBECILE, BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?! I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL AND WELL BEHAVED!"

"Omg. isn't that Kise Ryouta? Why is he rolling on the floor with other guys? In public. Ew. That is just. Like. So gross. Ugh I can't believe that I ever thought he was like, totally hot."

"NOOOOO! AOMINECHI, KAGAMICHI! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NOW MY FANS THINK I'M AN IMBECILE TOO!"

"I. SAID. NOT. TO. CALL. ME. THAT..."

"OHOHOHOHOO! LOOK AT THAT! LITTLE BAKAGAMI IS GETTING ANG-"

"AHHHH! KAGAMICHIII! YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT!"

"HE ASKED FOR IT!"

"NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! WHO IS GOING TO CARRY HIM TO HIS HOUSE?! HE'S TOO HEAVY!"

"..."

"..."

"Kise. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Huh? I was just waiting for your answer. I wasn't thinking about anything!"

*sigh*

-Takao-

"Hello! You have just reached the marvelous Takao! Eh? Kagami? Hi hi! Did your head injury heal yet? Oh that's good. So what can I do for you? You want what? My rickshaw? Why? AHAHAHAHAHA! So you knocked him out?! AHAHAHAHHA! Serves him right indeed. Ok! Comi-"

"Takao? Who are you talking to?"

"Ah Shin-chan! Its Kagami! Oh, Kagami, I'm with Shin-chan in the locker room. Yup, gonna be there in a second."

"No. I forbid you."

"K bye. What was that Shin-chan?"

"I forbId you to go anywhere near them. Also, I need the rickshaw."

"BUt shin-channnnn. The dark one from Tuou is out cold. We need to help them."

"Oh? He fainted? That's good. Now killing him will be much easier."

"Huh? What was that?"

"Nothing. I changed my mind. Takao. Bring the rickshaw but bring him here."

"Why? Shouldn't I bring him to his house?"

"No need. It is possible that he has a light concussion. I will check on him."

"Awwww! Shin-chan really does care about your ex-teammates."

"Of course. Now get going."

"Yessir!"

The door slammed shut as Takao left to get the unconscious Aomine.

Midorima's glasses gleamed evilly.

"Now... for my revenge..."

AHAHAHAHAA SORRY IF IT WAS TOO RUSHED! I JUST HAVENT UPDATED IN A REALLY LONG TIME AND I WAS DESPERATE TO UPLOAD A NEW CHAPTER! I HOPE IT WAS OK! I JUST COULDNT HELP BUT ADD IN MIDORIMA AND TAKAO! HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! MY FINAL EXAMS ARE OVER, SO I SHOULD BE UPDATING MORE! THANKS FOR READING! PLEASE REVIEW!

-afairysoared