"THANK YOU TAKAOCCHI! YOU'RE SUCH A LIFE SAVER!"

"No Problem. Now I just need to cycle over to Shin-chan with ganguro here"

"Hah?! Why are you bringing him to the glasses freak's house?"

"Shin-chan was really worried about his old team mate so he said he's gonna check if he has a concussion. He's really smart you know. He wants to be a doctor when he grows up. I think he'll be great. Did I tell you he's really smar-"

"Wait Takao-chii. Did you just say Midorimacchi wanted to check on Aominechhi?"

"...yes."

"ok. Excuse us, but I need to talk to Kagamicchi for a while."

"OI KISE. WHERE ARE WE GOING?!"

"kagamicchi. Don't you think it's weird that Midorimacchi is gonna check up on Aominecchi?"

"hah. why? Didn't you hear Takao? He's just worried."

"kagamicchi are you actually stupid."

"HAH?! SAY THAT AGAIN KISE AND I'LL KILL YOU. I KNOCKED AHO OUT I CAN KNOCK YOU OUT TOO."

"Listen to me bakagamicchi. Midorima. Is. Worried. About. Aominecchi."

"..."

"..."

"...fuck."

"right?"

"but thats impossible."

"i know."

"He hates ahomine."

"He doesn't hate him. He dislikes him strongly to the point where they don't get along."

"Takao said he was going to deliver aho's body to Midorima."

"yes."

"because he's worri-"

"kagamicchi can we make this quick because I have a photo shoot in like 20 minutes."

"SCREW YOU KISE!"

"eh. Where's Takaocchi?"

"..."

"..."

"...did... he leave?"

"..."

"..."

"FUCK."

"SHIT."

"CALL KUROKO."

"NO WE CAN'T KUROKOCCHI IS STILL MAD AT THE BOTH OF YOU FOR THE VANILLA SHAKE INCIDENT."

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! I HATE THAT AHO BUT HE CAN'T DIE!"

"KEEP CALM. WE'LL CALL AKASHICCHI."

-midorima-

"Good job Takao."

"No problemo shin-chan."

"does the other idiot know where u took him?"

"Well of course. I told him I was going to bring him to you."

"Hmmmmm... hes too stupid to figure it out..."

"what was that Shin-chan?"

"Nothing. Was anyone else there?"

"Yeaaaaa. the model from Kaijou was also there. You know the one that always gets bullied by his senpai."

"... lock the doors."

"hah?"

"QUICKLY TAKAO LOCK THE DOORS."

"o-ok!"

"Too late Shintarou."