"Dude. Seriously. Man up. It can't possibly be that bad."
Aomine shuddered and let his head fall to the ground, his hair shadowing his eyes. "You don't know the fear of being waken up to the sounds of scissors snapping..."
"He did save you."
"But not in the best way it could have played out."
"It's Akashi. What do you think?"
Aomine said nothing and looked to the ground.
Kagami narrowed his eyes. He was being uncharacteristically quiet.
"I want to go home."
"Wait. Ao-"
"LEAVE ME ALONE. I SAID I WANT TO GO HOME."
Kagami had enough.
"STOP BITCHING LIKE A BITCH AND LOOK AROUND YOU. DO YOU RECOGNISE WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW?"
"What the fuck. Bitching like a bitch? Seriously, Bakagami?"
"SHUT UP AND LOOK AROUND YOU. WHERE ARE WE?"
"Hm... I don't know but I know I want to go home."
Kagami felt his blood boil. Who cares if this guy just had a near death experience? He was gonna make him regret this.
"Look. Around. You. If you don't know where we are, how are you gonna get home, shitwad?"
"WHO YOU CALLING SHITWAD, DICKWEED?!"
"HAH?! DO YOU WANNA GO?"
"GO WHERE?"
"Ah. Mine-chin, Kaga-chin. What are you guys doing here?"
"ARE YOU DUMB? GO AS IN FIGHT NOT ACTUALLY GO SOMEWHERE."
"WHO YOU CALLING DUMB, YOU'RE DUMBER THAN ME! Oh, hey Murasakibara."
"Taiga, can you refrain from making a big scene in the middle of a city?"
"TATSUYA?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN TOKYO?!"
"Tokyo? I should be asking you why the both of you are in Akita."
"..."
"..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE WE IN AKITA?!"
"I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT A CALL FROM AKASHI TO WAIT FOR HIM TO PICK ME UP AND THAT WE WOULD FIND YOU AND BRING JUSTICE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE BROUGHT ME."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?!"
"HE WAS SCARY. HE HAD THAT 'I NEED TO KILL' AURA."
"Ne, ne Mine-chin. What are you guys doing her-"
"YOU STILL GOTTA ASK DUMBSHIT."
"BE GRATEFUL WE CAME TO SAVE YOU."
"Mine-chin. What are you do-"
"YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT. YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE WHEN I WOKE UP."
"I STILL FOLLOWED HIM HERE."
"Mine-chi-"
"GOOD FOR YOU. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FOLLOWED."
"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T FOLLOW HIM BACK AND DITCHED YOU."
"HAH. I BET HE DITCHED YOU."
"Um. Taiga, Aomine, Murasakiabara has been trying to as-"
"DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?"
"LETS GO NOW. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. I'M READY, ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!"
"I'M READY."
"Taiga. Liste-"
"TAKE THIS."
"OW YOU FUCKER. WHAT THE FUCK?"
"YOU SAID TO GO."
"I WASN'T SERIOUS. DUDE. I'M BLEEDING."
"THATS TOO BAD CUZ YOU'RE A PANSY."
"Will you two listen to m-"
"WHO YOU CALLING PANSY, PANSY?"
"Mine-chin, Kaga-chin, listen to Muro-"
"CAN'T EVEN THINK OF YOUR OWN INSULTS ANYMORE SO YOU HAVE TO USE MINE, BAKAGAMI?"
"YOU WI-"
Suddenly, large hands grabbed the top of the two fighting guys' heads and squeezed.
"You should listen to us."
"OI MURA! MY HEAD IS GOING TO POP."
"I won't let go until you listen to Muro-chin, Mine-chin."
"KAGAMI! BAKC ME UP HERE. KAGAMI?! MURASAKIBARA, I'M NOT KIDDING I THINK YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT!"
"Hah. But I haven't even crushed him yet."
"KAGAMI WAKE UP MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY."
"Taiga?" Himuro looked quite worried. "Let him go, Atsushi, I think you scared him to death."
"Hmm? I killed Kaga-chin?"
"YOU KILLED KAGAMI YOU OVERGROWN NOODLE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND MY WAY BACK TO TOKYO MYSELF?"
"Taiga? Can you hear me?"
"Did I really kill Kaga-chin..."
"KAGAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP ME. I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG IN MY PAST 16 YEARS OF MY LIFE. HELP ME PLEASE."
"He's fine. I think he's just temporarily knocked out."
Himuro's words were unnoticed by the kneeling and praying Aomine and the close to tears Murasakibara.
"I don't want to go to jail for killing... Muro-chin, you won't let them take me, right?"
Aomine's prayer got quieter and quieter until it was more of a mumbling drone. "Please Lord have mercy on my soul. Don't let me stranded here with beauty mark and the BFG. Send me to Tokyo. Send me to Tokyo. Send me to Tokyo..."
"Guys! He's waking up!"
"Uh... Tatsuya?"
"KAGAMI!"
Aomine quickly shot up, headbutting Kagami in the process.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Now I won't go to jail for killing because this time Mine-chin is the one who killed Kaga-chin, right?"