What about a Night Vale au with Kol as Cecil and Caroline as Carlos? It's a very creepy yet romantic setting and there are at least a few hundred ways to kill Elena. ((there's a guy in the show named Steve Carlsburg that Cecil really hates and constantly rips on while on air. Cecil also gushes about his dates with Carlos and proceeds to thoroughly embarrassing his better half.)) –QueenVamp
Since Night Vale is a radio show so this thing is one big monologue by Caroline.
"A small town in Virginia, northern in attitude but southern in hospitality. Or at least that's what the tourism board says. But who knows what they really say when no one can see them...as they don't exist. Welcome to Mystic Falls. This is your host, Caroline Forbes.
"The Mystic Falls' town council had a meeting last night about the next Miss Mystic Falls pageant. Last year's winner, Elena Gilbert - an indecisive, whiny brunette who insists she's selfless but is really just very stupid - was found in the woods behind the Lockwood mansion, mysteriously losing a lot of blood. Unfortunately, she didn't die but the sheriff's department has ruled it off as an 'animal attack'. Despite this obvious cry for attention by Elena Gilbert, the town council is excited to hold the pageant again this year. Congratulations in advance to the lucky winner.
"Sheila Bennett, the town's resident witch, insists that 'creatures of the night' are invading Mystic Falls, draining the life of its citizens by feeding on their blood. Sheila insists that these so-called 'vampires' have been around for centuries and have been hiding in plain sight. But it doesn't matter because it isn't real. Don't ask questions and keep on doing what you are doing. And now for the weather.
"Guys, listen up, big news! A new family moved into Mystic Falls recently and they said that they are the Original founding family of Mystic Falls, centuries before the Founding Families settled here. One of them is Kol Mikaelson with his perfect face and perfect hair and perfect body hidden underneath perfect clothes. He's perfect and I fell in love at first sight. I got to meet him at the supermarket. I was buying ice cream but couldn't decide what flavor to buy when Kol and his perfect hair walked up to me and asked where to find the milk. He was perfect. Why so perfect, Kol?
"Matt Donovan called me earlier to ask me if I heard howling in the middle of the night. He insisted that it was wolves. I told him it could be his sister crying over her SAT scores but he insists that it was the lupine kind of howling and not the college-rejectee kind. With no relation at all to this topic, Tyler Lockwood looked very sickly this morning. Maybe he saw Elena Gilbert in passing and lost his lunch at the sight of her.
"Oh my gosh, guys! I saw Kol and his perfect hair again today. He approached me and asked me where the Grill could be found. I offered to take him there myself and we could have a date but he refused, saying he was busy. I was saddened and gave him the directions. But I still have a chance, right? He's too perfect and I'm in love. This is Mystic Falls."