HAPPY HALLOWEEN! :D I honestly don't like Halloween, probably cause my family are traditional Brits and don't like the holidays that America bring over to England. Anywaaaay, it is the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MY FIRST EVER SEDDIE STORY! :D My first Seddie story was called 'iGo To a Haunted House Seddie Oneshot' which is also known as Day 28 of 100 Days of Seddie Challenge (I cheated on that day, read the Authors Note on that day to know why). Anyway, read and enjoy! Thanks to theonlyandonlymarijn for this idea. I did edit the title to make it more Halloweenie.
~Charlotte~
Day 62 of 100 Days of Seddie Challenge: Moustache (Halloween Special - Moohahastache)
Sam POV
Finally, Halloween was here! After how great our Halfoween Party went, me, Fredward and Carlotta decided we were going to have to an even bigger, even better, and even more crazy Halloween party – with or without Nevel (hopefully without Nevel). Our costumes were going to be better and Freddie promised he wouldn't be Lewbert again, which I was thankful for. Carly decided not to go a tuna sushi 'cause she didn't like how Spencer called her Toro sushi ('fatty tuna').
With the full pumpkins and the full skeletons up (Gibby sewed the other half back on which we used for our Halfoween party); the party was only missing our costumes and the food. Freddie had gone over to his place to get ready and Carly and I hung round hers to get ready.
We walked down the stairs together in our costumes. Carly was dressed up as me. It was probably the most fun I have ever helped Carly to get ready. Earlier in the day we had bought all of the supplies to be me. She bought a blonde curly wig that was almost identical to my normal hair, she bought my favourite outfit (jeans, high-heeled boots and a t-shirt with a thin blazer on top) and I did her makeup like I do mine. It was fun making Carly into me, but because she looked the part, she had to act the part. I spend most of the afternoon and setting up the party teaching her how to be like me: my eating habits, the way I walked, the way I talked, everything there was to know about what I was like. The only thing I couldn't show her was how I felt about the technical producer of our little ditty called iCarly.
As Carly was dressed like me, you're probably thinking that I dressed like her. If you guessed that you are...wrong! I was dressed as something that is not really a costume; it is more of a hidden talent. I was dressed as a ninja. You know what ninjas look like, right? They just wear black clothing everything apart from around the eyes but I didn't have the mask on yet. I guess ninjas can't see in the dark...
"Looking good, Sam," I said to Carly.
"You too, Ninja," she said.
"Well thank you," I said. Carly laughed. "When's Freddie getting here?"
Before Carly could reply, Freddie came walking through the door with a cowboy costume on and a big, blonde coloured moustache stuck on his face.
"What are you supposed to be?" I asked him, stepping forward.
"A cowboy," he told me.
"Is that a moustache?"
"It's a Moohahastache!" Freddie said in a deep voice, making it sound moderately scary.
"Now it's moohaha-mine!" I ripped off Freddie moustache.
"Ow that hurt!" He clutched his hand over his mouth so that it covered above his top lip where the moustache was.
"Why? You don't have a real moustache to rip off."
He glared at me and I laughed looking at him in pain and then at the moustache in my hand. In a second realisation hit me and then my laugher stopped.
"Wait, as in 'The Cowboy and the Idiot Farm Girl Who Thought the Cowboys Moustache Was a Squirrel'?" I narrowed my eyes as I looked at him.
"Yup," he said.
"Who's the cowgirl?" I asked.
"You know that girl Una in my History class?"
"Yeah," I said through gritted teeth.
"Her," he said simply.
"You're going with Una the User?!" I shouted.
"She's not a user!"
"Don't defend her! She's just using you like Valerie did!"
"Valerie's different! Una's actually interested in me!" Freddie said walking away from the door in a huff.
"No she's not! She's just going to use you to get even more popular because you're on iCarly or even do what Valerie did! They were friends weren't they until Valerie moved?!"
"So?! It doesn't mean she's going to the same thing!"
"Yes she is! I've seen those kinds of girls so many times. They don't like guys like you, they don't think about you for a second before they go ahead and break your nerdy little heart." It took a moment until it struck me that I said 'nerdy little heart' the night that Freddie and I broke up. I saw an emotion flicker on Freddie's face when I said that for two seconds but then went straight back to angry. "Carly and I were right the first time a girl was using you, so why wouldn't we be right now?!"
"I'm not getting involved in this," Carly said with her hands up and swaggered over to the snack table. Her walk was a poor imitation of my walk but it was better than we had practised earlier in the day.
"Why are you so interested in who I go with?" Freddie asked me.
"Because...Becaaaaause, I don't want anyone else hurting our show!" I said, coming up with an excuse on the spot.
"Right," he said.
"Okay guys, can you stop arguing now? Guests are gonna be here any minute and we haven't even sorted out the music yet!" Carly said, walking back into the room (thankfully in her normal walk) and stood between Freddie and I. We were still glaring at each other but we both shrugged it off a bit because it was getting close to seven which was when the guests were coming.
"Where's Gibby?" asked Freddie.
"He has to go to his families Halloween party first but he'll come by later," Carly said, sorting out the sound machine that Spencer made. We all feared that it would set on fire so we had three fire extinguishers: one in the kitchen, two in the living room. Thankfully when Carly started the music, it didn't burst into flames.
"Finally, something Spencer's made that didn't burst into flames," I said.
"Don't jinx it!" Carly said hitting my arm, harder than she normally would.
"Better," I said, praising her hit.
"Thanks, I'm really getting into the Sam vibe," she said, her voice less girly and more like mine.
I laughed at her. I noticed that Freddie wasn't standing next to me anymore. He was by a computer in the corner of the room.
"Hey Sam, turn the lights off," he said.
"Okay..." I said slowly, wondering why I had to turn the lights off.
I switched them off and as soon as I did, bright strobe lighting began all around the room as well as the sound of lightning and thunder.
"Cool," I said in awe.
"Thanks," he said. It was clear that we had gone back to our usual selves but I still had a weird feeling in my stomach from it.
"Great, so that's music, food, lightening and dance floor done," Carly said.
"Costumes as well," I said.
"I think that's everything," Freddie said. "Wait, where's Spencer?"
"He's away with Socko checking out a haunted house for Halloween. They've got a bet on seeing who can stay in the longest. I've got a bet with Socko's grandmother. I think Spencer will last five minutes, she says less."
Freddie and I laughed at this.
We heard a knock on the door. I put on my Ninja mask, Freddie put on his moustache that I left on the coffee table and Carly put the music on. It was party time.
LATER...
"This is such a good party!" Carly said to me. We were standing by the snack table but all I was looking at was Freddie and Una the User dancing and laughing together, clutching bottles of root beer. At the sight of them I crushed the paper cup I was holding in hand and the content inside of the newly crushed cup spilled all on my hand.
"Hey, you okay?" Carly asked. I barely heard her over Una's laughing at Freddie's unfunny joke.
"Huh?" I asked, looking at Carly with wild eyes.
"You okay, you look really tense."
"I'm fine," I said.
"Okay, I'm gonna go and see if Gibby's turned up yet," she said. She was too interested in the party to really hear the edgy and angry tone in my voice and look in my eyes.
Carly walked away but I was still looking at Freddie and Una laughing and joking together. That was it; I needed to talk to Una.
I stormed up to them and addressed Una. "Can I talk to you?" I asked her.
"Um, sure?" she said, giving me a weird look and walking away the hallway outside of Carly's apartment. Freddie looked at me with a warning look in his eyes but I just shook my head. I got out my phone as we walked outside and sent Freddie a text. All I said in the text was 'Listen'. I hoped he knew what I meant by that. I glanced over my shoulder a little to see if he got the text. He looked up and me and I nodded and went into the hallway with Una.
When we got outside, I noticed that Una was wearing similar to what Carly would wear as the Idiot Farm Girl but showed more than anyone would really want to see of a person wearing a farm girl outfit.
I deliberately left the door open a little so that Freddie could listen if he knew what I meant.
"What do you want?" she said. She gave me a hard glare.
"What's your game?" I asked her with even colder eyes.
"What do you mean?" she said in a sickly sweet voice.
"Why are you suddenly all over Freddie? He might not know what you're like, but I do. You use people to get what you want, but luckily Freddie has me to see the evil in girls like you." When I said evil it reminded me that it was Halloween. It made me think of the Halloween the year we started iCarly and when Freddie was a witch. I smiled inside a little at the thought. It started to tug at my lips but then I realised that I had to focus.
"Aw, looking out for your little boyfriend?" Una cooed.
I gave her a hard glare and then changed the subject away from the word 'boyfriend'. "Just tell me what you want with Freddie."
"Or what? You'll use your nunchucks against me?" She laughed at me and I gave her a sly smile.
I reached my hand around my back and gripped my hand on my nunchucks and pulled it around the front of me.
"You really wanna challenge me?" I warned her.
"Oh please, as if you can even use them." She waved her hand in a dismissive way and I turned my head to the side. One to show that I had accepted her challenge and two to see if Freddie was watching. He was.
I flexed my hands and arms and the nunchucks moved skilfully in my hands. Una stepped back at the tricks I was doing with the nunchucks but I caught her around the ankles and she fell down onto the floor. I stopped and put the nunchucks away.
"You going to tell me what you want with Freddie now?" I asked, looking down at her.
"That nerd owes me for making Valerie's show suck like it did. Valerie only wanted a better show than iCarly –and it was when Freddie did it with her – but no, you and candy pants turned the nerd away from her and it made her show bad."
"Valerie's show sucked with or without Freddie doing the technical stuff," I said. "And I'm the only one who's allowed to call Freddie a nerd." Una shrunk back a little as I said that. "Now tell me what you actually wanted with Freddie."
"I was going to get him to get me on iCarly with Carly. You were the one that told Carly that Valerie wanted you on the show with her, so I was going to turn Freddie and Carly against and get you kicked out of the trio. You go and I become the newest, more pretty, more funny version of you on iCarly." She laughed at the thought and stood up.
She took a step forward and I took a step back but then we heard a door open and we both turned to Carly's door. Freddie came out and shut the door behind him.
"So you were using me?" Freddie said, standing in front of me but not enough for me not to see the horror on her face.
"No of course I wasn't going to! It's just a joke between me and Sam!"
"Oh stop pretending, Una," I said with bared teeth.
"Fine, yes I was. But do you really need this thing as one of your hosts on iCarly? I mean, look at her; she's got nunchucks hanging out the back of her Ninja costume! She should be in prison! I bet she goes on rampages, attacking people on the street!"
"At least she's not a fake, lying user like you! And Sam only hurts people that deserve it, i.e., you."
I couldn't believe that Freddie was actually sticking up for me after I was just doing it for him. Roles can reverse easily.
I looked at Una in front of us. "If you ever try and use one of us again, you'll have more than me and a pair of nunchucks coming after you. Now get out of here!"
Una looked at me and walked straight past us and nudged me with her shoulder as she went.
"Now that took care of her," I said.
"Yep," Freddie said. He looked at me and said, "Sorry I didn't believe you, Sam."
"Don't worry about it; it's not the first time."
"True...but didn't we hug after the first time?" he said with a sly look on his face.
"Seriously?" I said looking at him.
"If you put the nunchucks away from you, can I say yes?" I laughed and walked closer to him and hugged him. He hugged me back and it was just like those many years ago when that happened. And just like last time, I put my hands lower and gave him a wedgie.
"You gave me a wedgie!" he said and we pulled away – his was voice much deeper than those many years ago.
"No charge! Now let's go back inside!" I said and I laughed as Freddie tried to sort out his underwear.
We went back and joined crowd of people dancing wearing different costumes, ranging for scary to pitiful.
"Now I have no one to dance with," Freddie pouted.
"Well I never did in the first place, so let's go," I said and dragged Freddie by the hand to the dance floor.
Freddie and I danced amongst the crowd of people that were all dressed in Halloween costumes or normal costumes. A guy dressed as the Incredible Hulk walked past saying 'Gibbeh!' and me and Freddie laughed at him. Of course it meant that Gibby was finally here.
In the middle of me and Freddie dancing the music suddenly stopped. We looked over to where the sound system was and it burst into flames. Freddie and I laughed, knowing that that would eventually happen in the night. Carly was near the kitchen so she grabbed the first extinguisher in there and Freddie and I grabbed the ones in the living room.
All three of us put out the fire but by the time we finished putting it out, everyone had left.
"Well that was a fun party," Carly said, looking around at the mess that was left by everyone rushing out.
"It really was Carly. Everyone was enjoying it until, you know, the sound system exploded," I said putting out a lone flame.
"I am never getting Spencer to build anything electronic ever again," Carly said. "Ever!"she concluded and walked away up the stairs.
"Happy Halloween," I said to Freddie.
"You, too," he said and chuckled.
"Hey, did you use my moustache from the iCarly bit?" I asked him.
"Don't you mean Moohahastache?"
I shook my head then walked over to him and ripped off the moustache again.
"Ow!"
"Oh yeah, it is moohaha-mine." I said and walked up the stairs after Carly.
Like it, hate it? Sorry there was no Seddie kiss or anything in this one, I didn't wanna make it the same as any other party oneshot ive done where they kiss, but they do hug so that should suffice for now. And this actually took me hours and I have no idea why. Sorry it's not that good, but let me know what you think. AND OHHHH MY GOSH, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE PIC THAT DAN SCHNEIDER (DANWARP) PUT ON HIS TWITTER BUT THEN DELETED. SAM AND FREDDIE WERE SO CLOSE, OH MY GOSH. Go look on tumblr (if you have it) for it cause I'm pretty sure it will be on there :P If you dont then try and google it. ITS JUST ASDFGHJKL THEY LOOK LIKE THEY JUST KISSED OR WERE ABOUT TO. But Dan said that she might just be angry, he didn't wanna give it away -_- Okay, enough of fangirling! Review pleaseee!