"Hey, could you do one like an episde of Psych? Where Kol is-Shawn-pretending to be the fake psychic and Jeremy and Elijah know what he's doing but they keep it a secret? Then Caroline could be Juliet and Klaus could be Lassiter? And Kol's constantly flirting with her and asking her out on dates?" –Kitsunekit75

Really short but I didn't have time to watch the show and mystery/detective stories aren't my thing so I just played around with it.

Caroline had been skeptical when she'd heard about the "psychic consultant" the Sheriff department was hiring for their investigations. She knew Mystic Falls was an odd town with a myriad of people with peculiar talents but she wasn't expecting the youngest male Mikaelson to apparently be in touch with the supernatural or something. The Mikaelsons were the most respected family in town and their youngest son was probably faking having psychic powers for attention. Pathetic.

What made it worse was that his family was either going with it or really believed him. His older brother, Klaus, was the current Sheriff and seemed to honesty have faith in Kol's supposed abilities. She knew there was something up and she spent the last few weeks trying to trip up Kol and his partner, Jeremy Gilbert, but so far she hadn't gotten to exposing them as frauds. It made having to aid in investigations as depute even more irritating.

She smacked her stapler with more viciousness as she did paperwork, imagining stapling Kol Mikaelson's face instead. That cocky, condescending, patronizing son of a-

"Wait a minute…"

She closed her eyes at the familiar English lilt, wanting to evaporate into air and float away from there.

"You're thinking about me, aren't you?"

She finally looked up at the smug face of the bane of her existence and considered being unprofessional and giving him the finger. He laughed at her expression, a deep sound that sent unwarranted shivers up her spine, and leaned on the side of her desk, leaning down to look her better in the eye. His eyes were polished obsidian and she ached to shoot him in the eye.

He gasped and closed his eyes again, his finger going to his temple as he got a 'vision'. "I'm getting something about the future…."

She blinked as he did his theatrics.

He opened his eyes and gave her the most arrogant smile in human history. "Turns out we're going to dinner later."

She grunted. "And?"

"And then we shag."

She scoffed and got to her feet, pushing back her chair as Kol let out that damn throaty laugh.

"Come on, Forbes, lighten up," He teased. "You've got to at some time."

"Why?" She asked mockingly. "Did you see it in the future?"

He gave her the dirtiest grin, all sex. "You'll do a lot more than lighten up in the future, sweetheart."

She felt the blush come and she turned away so he couldn't see, deciding to lock herself in the evidence storage room till he left.

"Oh there?" His voice called after her. "We have fun in that room too. Tons."

She gritted her teeth and slammed the door behind her.

Asshole.