"Caroline is trying to get the originals & others to go to Disney world for vacation when kol asks what disney is. Caroline forces him to watch disney movies and tries to get him on her side." –P.M

Sequel-ish to 'baby, you're mean to me'.

"We all need a vacation,"

Five such ominous words started it all. Caroline entered the living room and announces it to the members of the Mikaelson family with her sunny grin. While, they'd gotten used to the fact Kol had settled down with Little Miss Sunshine here and was now expecting a baby in six months, they were still not used to...well, Caroline herself.

"Can't," Klaus muttered into his third glass of whiskey today. He needed to stop but running a kingdom was exhausting. "I have work."

"Delegate," Caroline replied easily.

"Which means I have to run this place," Elijah pointed out to her.

He loved Caroline a little more than his siblings because she was carrying his niece and therefore, she must be protected like a delicate flower. He was weird.

"Delegate,"

Rebekah smirked. "Which means I'm-"

"Delegate!" Caroline practically exclaimed. "Don't you have a truce with Marcel right now? Let him run the place for a week. He did just fine for over fifty years."

Klaus scowled at the fact that Marcel was an adept ruler and he wasn't even around to be given praise for it, cause he raised Marcel, you know. Just so you know, he raised that guy and therefore he's the awesome one.

"Fine!" Rebekah rolled her eyes. "Where do you want to go anyway?"

Caroline was practically bouncing with her excitement. "Disney World!"

There was a pause.

And then a unanimous, "No!"

"What's 'Disney'?" Kol asked when Caroline arrived at their apartment and started complaining about his siblings not wanting to go to 'Disney World' because they 'weren't bloody seven, Caroline! Dear God.'

Caroline stopped and gaped at him. "What?"

"What is 'Disney'?" He asked, more hesitantly this time.

She smacked her forehead. "Right, a hundred years in a coffin. Alrighty, we'll fix that right away."

He couldn't say anything as she grabbed his hand and prepared him for the movie marathon of a lifetime.

"So...the apple is poisoned?"

"Yes."

"And she ate it even though she didn't know who that ugly old bat was?"

"Yes."

"What an idiot."

"So...she pricked her finger on this spinning wheel even though she would die if she did?"

"Death-like sleep, but yes."

"What an idiot."

"Why did she kidnap that couple's puppies when she just bought the rest from pet shops? Why didn't she just get more puppies from a different pet shop? She would've gotten away with it."

"I...I don't know."

"What an idiot."

"Why is she in love with him? She's never really met him."

"It's love at first sight!"

"So, she's gonna abandon the Ocean and her people to be with some guy she's never even talked to properly?"

"Yes."

"What an idiot."

"What...what just happened to Bambi's mother?"

"She got shot by a hunter."

"And?"

"And now's she's dead."

"Oh."

"Kol, where are you going?"

"WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN THE LIVING ROOM WALL?"

"I PUNCHED IT BECAUSE I NEEDED TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN!"

"KOL, YOU ARSEHOLE!"

"SHUT UP, NIK!"

"So..." Caroline turned to him with a smile. "Disney World?"

"I hate you and I hate Walt Disney and every single sick human being who worked on those movies...but yes, we are going." Kol smiled back at her and then stood up. "Excuse me for a minute."

"KOL! WHY IS THERE NOW A SECOND HOLE!"

"ASK THE FUCKING HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME!"