Ever wondered how the chapters of this fic got written? Well, wonder no more! In this exclusive, behind-the-scenes look, you too can be a part of the planning process! (And you'll wonder how anything even got done!) All conversations take place between me and my best friend/editor/sponsor/co-planner Sophie~ -round of applause-


TAKE 1: KANAME'S CHAMBER OF SECRETS

[3:18:49 AM] Sophi: though when is kaname going to try to force yuuki to have sex with him? o_o

[3:19:30 AM] Sarie: I was thinking after the masquerade

[3:19:41 AM] Sarie: bc then she'll have done stuff with zero again

[3:19:48 AM] Sarie: and he can be like yuki. really.

[3:40:08 AM] Sarie: I just don't think he'd sleep at her side peacefully after that

[3:40:16 AM] Sarie: he'd probably storm down to the dungeon to fume

[3:40:25 AM] Sarie: and play with his zero plushies -SHOT SO HARD-

[3:40:36 AM] Sophi: LOOOOOOOOOL XDDD

[3:41:45 AM] Sophi: but when she leaves she just only has her small handbag with artemis, her parents belongings and grabs aidou and dashes LOL

[3:42:19 AM] Sarie: she can be like "are u coming or staying?"

[3:42:25 AM] Sarie: and aidou can be like hell yes I'm coming

[3:42:29 AM] Sophi: LOL XDDD

[3:43:38 AM] Sophi: but kaname would fume and resort to his chambers in the dungeon by bats

[3:43:42 AM] Sophi: he'd go by bats LOL XD

[3:44:04 AM] Sarie: LOL YES.

[3:44:08 AM] Sarie: In a rage..by bat

[3:44:23 AM] Sarie: BAT RAGE

[3:44:26 AM] Sarie: TO THE BAT CAVE

[3:44:29 AM] Sarie: BY BAT!


TAKE 2: THE BALL...AND BABIES

[4:07:39 AM] Sophi: and commence Zero being pissed I *whispers* Zeroooooooo *COVERS EARS*

[4:07:39 AM] Sophi: *SHOT*

[4:07:45 AM] Sarie: HAHAHAHAHA

[4:23:53 AM] Sophi: and how are you going to have aidori? o_o

[4:28:47 AM] Sophi: aidori could just have a balcony of their own at the ball:P

[4:29:00 AM] Sarie: how many balconies are there? :P

[4:33:46 AM] Sarie: and as for aidou, maybe he can just style his hair different

[4:33:52 AM] Sarie: so the girls are like doesn't he remind you of someone?

[4:34:02 AM] Sarie: but they have no clue bc he has a mask and the hair is different

[4:34:15 AM] Sophi: LOL he puts hair gel to slick it back *DIES*

[4:34:35 AM] Sarie: LOL YES

[4:35:19 AM] Sarie: until kanashame shows up pissed and is all like

[4:35:23 AM] Sarie: WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME

[4:35:25 AM] Sarie: okay no but

[4:43:22 AM] Sarie: then yuki's like WAIT JUST ONE DARN SECOND HERE. IM AN ADULT AND IMMA DO WHAT I WANT -snaps fingers-

[4:46:37 AM] Sophi: but that just leaves on what to do with kaname

[4:46:44 AM] Sophi: after she leaves him .

[4:47:10 AM] Sarie: he trips down the dungeon stairs, spears himself on a random anti-vampire weapon in his stash, and dies? :D (jk jk)

[4:47:42 AM] Sophi: LOL! XD

[4:52:38 AM] Sophi: i love how this is the changed version of VK gone right *DIES*

[4:52:43 AM] Sarie: XDDDDDDDDDDD

[4:52:46 AM] Sarie: that was the idea!

[4:53:25 AM] Sarie: I could have a chapter of yuki going to talk to the chairman about her idea to restart the night class

[4:53:29 AM] Sophi: you still have chapters to go XD

[4:53:31 AM] Sarie: and that chapter could include fluff

[4:53:33 AM] Sarie: true

[4:54:20 AM] Sarie: but then yuki could also go to aidou and be like hey be my vp and also dun worry about the dating yori thing, I'm a pureblood and I say itz cool

[4:54:22 AM] Sarie: -hairflip-

[4:54:29 AM] Sarie: -stampz approval documents-

[4:56:38 AM] Sophi: you could skip over some time and have Zeki having a kiiiiddd w

[4:56:39 AM] Sarie: and then maybe the "epilogue" can be a regular chapter where yuki reflects on what happened and then more fluff

[4:56:49 AM] Sophi: YES! X3

[4:57:23 AM] Sarie: nah, I don't want to time skip that much XD... though it might be adorable to have a little time jump at the VERY VERY end

[4:57:36 AM] Sarie: and Yori is a grandmother like the manga and telling all the grandkids about their love stories

[4:58:48 AM] Sarie: and then at the end : yori: you know, back in the day your grandfather never smiled!

[4:58:53 AM] Sarie: -waving cane- - not really XD

[4:59:11 AM] Sophi: LOOOOOOOL XDD

[4:59:12 AM] Sarie: yori: he was mr. grumpy cat but then your grandmother came along

[4:59:15 AM] Sarie: -nods wisely-

[4:59:18 AM] Sarie: kids: ooohhhhh

[4:59:27 AM] Sophi: hehehehehehe XD

[4:59:34 AM] Sophi: THAT WOULD BE SO ADORABLEEE 33333

[5:05:50 AM] Sarie: you know what would be hilarious

[5:05:57 AM] Sarie: a fic on vk parenting

[5:06:04 AM] Sarie: zeki, aidori, shima, and rukain kids

[5:06:06 AM] Sarie: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[5:06:08 AM] Sophi: OMG LOL XD

[5:06:13 AM] Sarie: hahahahaha

[5:06:22 AM] Sarie: the fluff/comedy potential is high

[5:06:28 AM] Sophi: i can't imagine shima having babbiessss

[5:06:31 AM] Sophi: idky

[5:06:33 AM] Sophi: but...

[5:06:38 AM] Sophi: ... no

[5:06:42 AM] Sophi: rukain yes

[5:06:49 AM] Sarie: well maybe that's part of it... like everyone has kids but they don't yet

[5:06:57 AM] Sarie: and rima's like ew no and they're like YOU MUSSSSSSSSSSSST

[5:07:00 AM] Sarie: -pressureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

[5:07:11 AM] Sarie: -the one friend without kids in the group- -always one

[5:07:27 AM] Sarie: rima: I can't model if I'm pregnant _ -hairflip-

[5:07:57 AM] Sophi: i could see shima living for a long time, as a couple without children XD

[5:08:26 AM] Sarie: I could also see though that they live together for a while and have a late child

[5:08:34 AM] Sarie: like just 1

[5:08:36 AM] Sophi: *nods* o3o

[5:09:06 AM] Sarie: though I could also see shiki being more of the one to want one

[5:09:13 AM] Sarie: like "rima..I want to feed pocky to our baby.."

[5:09:20 AM] Sarie: her: we don't HAVE a baby _

[5:09:30 AM] Sarie: him: -glances innocently-

[5:09:36 AM] Sarie: her: NO. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[5:10:03 AM] Sarie: him: -glances again- her: FINE. I'll THINK about it. 3

[5:10:15 AM] Sophi: heheheheheh XDDD


TAKE 3: WHEN SOPHIE SPOILS ME AND GIVES ME THE DIALOGUE DIRECTLY OUT OF THE CHAPTERS AND THEN INSERTS HER OWN COMMENTS WHICH IS HILARIOUS AKA BEST THING EVER

[9:47:17 PM] Sophi: "I'm not actually your brother."

"..I don't understand..."

[9:48:42 PM] Sophi: Yuuki: why would you say sucha a thing...? Ever since we've grown up, onii-sama... I feel.. that you're always hiding some part of youself...

Kaname: *DRAMATIC* .. the world you see is different... from the one i see.. *OH THE ANGST*

[9:48:55 PM] Sophi: shhh i get to make commentary XDDD

[9:49:19 PM] Sophi: Kaname: *all ominous and crap* and that's precisely why...

[9:49:31 PM] Sophi: Kaname: (i collect Zero dolls behind your back)

[9:49:34 PM] Sophi: *COUGH*

[9:52:01 PM] Sophi: Yuuki: *Thinking-or what process she can conduct with her brain* This place is... (A GIGANTIC ROOM WASTED ON A COFFIN IN THE MIDDLE OF IT?! yes.. yes it is)

[9:52:10 PM] Sarie: HAHAHAHA

[9:52:19 PM] Sarie: yeahhhhhhh

[9:52:22 PM] Sarie: it's like wth were you thinking

[9:52:26 PM] Sarie: who decorated thisssss

[9:52:32 PM] Sophi: LOL IKR

[9:53:14 PM] Sophi: Yuuki: What.. is this place? (WEREN'T YOU JUST THINKING OF WHAT IT WAS- ITS OBVIOUSLY KANAME'S PLAYHOUSE *cough* where he hides all his dolls)

[9:54:04 PM] Sophi: Yuuki: *inhales (Hope you choke)* This room.. it feels like it... really does have onii-sama's scent in it (duh)

[9:54:26 PM] Sarie: duh bc he plays here every day and the coffin is just to hold the toys

[9:54:28 PM] Sarie: it's the toychest

[9:54:46 PM] Sophi: Kaname: You are right... Yuuki... (it is where he keeps his toys and Zero dollies 3)

[9:54:58 PM] Sophi: LOL XD

[9:55:35 PM] Sophi: Kaname: I spent forever... (oh woe is you) ... in slumber in this underground mausoleum (playroom)

[9:56:47 PM] Sophi: Kaname: I was inside.. this coffin all that time (Basking in my toys)

[9:57:25 PM] Sophi: he is a drama queeeennn XD


TAKE 4: RANDOM

[5:11:23 AM] Sarie: Random question but how does Aidou pee when he stays with Yori? Sorry.


TAKE 5: DOSING

*Note: Cookeh is/was a friend of ours :3

xkiryuuzgirlx says:

cookeh dosed off on me 2 times on skype

Sarah says:

COOKEH IS DOSING?

I'm calling the drug hotline

*dials number*

Kaname: hello? o3o

Me: O_O

xkiryuuzgirlx says:

KANAME IS THE PRES OMG XD

Sarah says:

SO TRUE

xkiryuuzgirlx says:

he gets yuki to do drugs too

Ever since she was little..

which is exactly why she's stupid…..

Sarah says:

ahahahaha

he made her use dope

get it dope..dope...aha...*LAMELAMELAME*

xkiryuuzgirlx says:

LOL Pun intended! *DIES*

Sarah says:

but now her brain is so jumbled she's having trouble remembering which drug she's supposed to be taking

she's doped up on Kanashame but she almost took some Zerorin

xkiryuuzgirlx says:

I KNOOOWWWW

Zerorin is way healthier *wiggles eyebrows*

Sarah says:

Kaname wants to chain her and rape her while Zero wants to snuggle her and take care of her 8D he'd even cook for her xDDD

WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

YUUKI STUPID HEAD

*throws grapes*

xkiryuuzgirlx says:

LOL IKR!

You need to throw a WATERMELON at her

She doesn't deserve GRAPES

Sarah says:

LOL

ahaha

no

PRUNES

then she can smell bad

xkiryuuzgirlx says:

LOL! MUCH BETTER!

Sarah says:

and Kaname won't want her

xkiryuuzgirlx says:

then what would Zero dooo? XD

wouldn't he do the same? XD

Sarah says:

no 8D he'd lick off the prune juice

wow that was much dirtier than I intended

IGNORE THAT


TAKE 6: FEELS

[11:24:57 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: OH I KNOW WHAT IMMA DO

[11:24:58 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: slkdfjlsakdjf

[11:25:09 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: okay so after aidou's errands he's back

[11:25:13 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: yuuki has random bloodlust for zero

[11:25:19 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: and then they can have that conversation

[11:25:31 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: and kaname can be like DONT GIVE HER THOSE FILTHY TABLETS YOU IMBECILE

[11:25:37 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: and blood drinking ensues

[11:25:38 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: AND

[11:25:38 PM] Sophi: LOOOOOOL XDDDDD

[11:25:40 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: that's when

[11:25:42 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: kaname realizes

[11:25:44 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: she has a secret

[11:25:45 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: O3O

[11:25:49 PM] Sophi: DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN XD

[11:26:52 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: but back to yori

[11:27:05 PM] Sarie the Penguin Supahstah: yori doesn't have bloodlust :D

[11:27:13 PM] Sophi: shes the lucky one XDDDD

[11:27:35 PM] Sophi: the other three have to be all DSJFLSJFSL *DROWNS IN PAINS AND FEELLLLZZZ*


-static- The end? 8D