Epilogue
May,
I've been a Pokemon Master and king of Hell for just a few days, but it feels like a lifetime. It feels like it's been ages since we've last seen each other. First of all, I'd like to apologise for not being so nice to you. I should have treated you like a princess, and I did the exact opposite. I know I've apologised before in the past, but looking back now, I can see that I didn't do enough to show that I really meant it. I know I'm not very smart. Heck! I admit it, I'm dumb and stupid.
I know what you're thinking: what was I thinking? Why did I enter the dark league without knowing the full consequences of my actions? I really should have read that book that dark angel gave me. It told me everything that I should have known about the league. Perhaps it would have been better if I never entered at all, but I didn't like the way the pokemon were treated in Hell. Just because it's Hell, doesn't mean that people should suffer in it.
The real reason I entered the dark league was that I wanted to get stronger a trainer. In jail, I didn't have many opportunities to train my pokemon, especially after Alain's death. So I had to do it to get stronger...quicker. The dark masters and elite four were so easy, but I felt with every battle I was getting stronger. Ever since Mom died, I felt like an evil spirit had been trying to invade my body. Now I've embraced the evil spirit inside me, I am stronger than I've ever been.
But it's come at a terrible price. Pikachu and my other pokemon are having a hard time getting used to the world. It's not that bad really, everyone respects me and listens to me. I know that they don't particularly like me, Bellatrix Lestrange was screaming at the top of her lungs that she wanted Hades back. Anyway, that's tough for her.
I'm making all the dark masters' pokemon train hard. I'm not ready to perish anytime soon. I'm coming for you later on tonight. If you still consider our relationship to be real, then maybe you can be my queen. It's actually not so bad here. To my surprise, there's a lot of really nice people stuck in Hell and Purgatory. I couldn't believe how many arrogant and stuck up people there are in Heaven. You'd think all the good people go to Heaven and the bad people go to Hell, but I guess it's not always the case.
Just how they are good humans and bad humans, there are good angels and demons and bad angels and demons. If that makes any sense... I hope so. I'm sorry, this is the most I have ever written to anyone about anything on my own. I mean, I have had to send letters out as part of my royal duties, but they were all written on my behalf. They offered to write my letter for you out for me, but I declined. I think it's better that you hear from me in my own words.
I just want to let you know that the old Ash isn't dead. I'm still the dumb pokemon loving Ash that you know and love. Even though I don't look at the same anymore. You gotta admit: I look really badass right now. Not only am I a pokemon master now, I've got my own army and a legion of followers. I still have my royal duties to perform, such as punishing bad trainers in the real world. Believe me, you don't want to see my wrath when I'm angry - especially when I'm hungry. I guess... you've seen all of that already.
I think about you a lot. I know that you're really happy with your job, but I really think they take advantage of you in that law firm. I mean I never see Phoenix Wright do anything nowadays. I don't know why you had to be left with all the cases all the time. At least Apollo lets Dawn have days off at the firm. You were supposed to be on holiday and yet they still expected you work even through all that time changing nonsense, but at least that's over now.
You'll be going back to Japan soon and back to work. I can get them to create a portal so you can always come in and out of Hell to visit me whenever you like. I really hoped that the vacation to Kalos could have been way more romantic, but I guess it's also my fault too. I can't blame everything on you. I'm proud of you, May. You grew up to be a fine and beautiful woman, decided to your job.
I think you're one of the best lawyers in the world. I'm sure your parents; Mia and Diego are proud of you but don't forget about Norman, Caroline and Max: your real family. Well, I'm going to get ready for bed now. I hope you do read this letter right to the very end. Hell can't wait to see their new queen.
Forever yours,
Ash Ketchum
Lord Of The Underworld