Chapter 4 My Ninja Disaster

Sasuke POV

I heard my alarm going off but that didn't matter I was exhausted I could miss the first day, I hit the snooze button and curled up into a ball trying to get warmer. I yawned slightly and closed my eyes ready to go back to sleep when the door slowly creaked open as I fell back to sleep. "Oh no, you don't want the new jonin in charge of your team to think you're a lazy late bum to do you?"

I groaned as I felt an extra weight on the bed right before I was blind by sunlight. I blinked rapidly waiting for the sun to no longer be a nuisance to my eyes before turning to see my father smiling at me. This cocky grin on his face formed freely on his mask as he grinned madly at me.

"What? You have some nerve to talk you are late to everything you do." I look at him and he smiled wider at me before ripping the entire blanket off of my bed. "Get up you're not missing your first day as a genin not negotiable and don't go whining to your mother either." I groaned and looked at him for a moment before he walked you to the room.

I growl under my breath and got dressed before walking down stair to see my father leaning up against the kitchen counter drinking a cup of black coffee. His silver hair wild and obscuring his eyes. I turn to see my mother and was that…. "Uncle Asuma what are you doing here?" I turned to see a man with black hair and deep brown eyes looking at me he smiled wide a cigarette already in his did the ash not get stuck in his beard?

"I thought that I would walk with you and your mom to the school. You excited" I looked at him and sighed and I collapse on the table laying my head on the cold hard surface. "No I wanted to skip but dad said that I have to go. So who is my Jonin leader huh."

I looked at the both of them and they shrugged their shoulders but there was this knowing look on their face. I turn to look, at my mom her wild black hair was brushed for once and her red eyes were alert and there was this malicious glint in them. "Alright dear, we should get going."

I nodded my head at her before walking out of the house with Ausma to my right and my mom to my left running her hand through my hair. I liked it don't get me wrong but it was embarrassing all the same. "Stop that" I look at her and she simply laughed at me "Why?" I grumble under my breath and glared at her while Asuma chuckled next to me before turning to look at them that was staring in the middle of the road.

I knew the person well, her black hair pulled back her eyes clocked in mischievous intent, and that body she was one to remember. "Anko," I said it with a smile and she winked at me. "Hey kid it's been awhile." We both knew that wasn't true but I didn't dare say anything to my mother and uncle around. I nodded my head and turn it looking at the bundling for a moment. "You go on without us we have to talk to Anko really quickly."

I nodded my head at my mother and walked into the building but not before feeling Anko's eyes at my back. I know that she was looking at me. I smile to myself and walked into the building looking at the blank halls as I stumbled into the classroom. I looked at all the student that was on their tippy toes hoping that I was their teachers. I sighed and glared at each one of them before walking up to my seat all the way in the back. I closed my eyes and laid my head down. I didn't really care who walked in if the didn't call my name that there is no reason for me to lift my head.

As I laid my head firmly on the desk I could smell smoke filling the air along with three annoying names entering the world. "Sasuke looks alive" I groaned slightly as I casually let my eyes slip open to resolving the sly grin plastered on my uncles face as his brown eyes lit up with mischief there is something that I am missing I'm sure of it. But it's not like I could ask him not many people knew that he was married to my aunt once upon a time.

Even as he sauntered out of the room with his squad I just knew that there was something that I am missing and I hated that feeling. God could it have been Guy if he was out team leader I think that I would just jump off a bridge at that point. But as the time passed on I felt my eyelids get heavy till I was passed out again.

"So last night was fun we should do it again." I looked up to see that everyone was gone but me and Sakura and that loser great they were my team this was going to suck. I turn it looked at Anko she was smiling at me as she started to walk away I grabbed her by the wrist and smiled cockily at her.

"Tonight see you at the usual spot?" I watched her walked away as this lustful expression filled her eyes and a flirty grin formed on her face. I sat in the middle and placed my hands in front of me interlacing my fingers before holding my mouth behind them.

The Jonin could have been a number of dads friends I could take dad out of the running all together he would have been dressed and ready if he was the teacher. Plus wouldn't teaching his son to be a conflict of interest. I sighed and shook my head sadly there was no way that my luck could be that bad.

I sighed and look at Sakura who was staring intently at something. I sighed and turned to look at what she was staring at only to find a blond hair blue eyes idiot sticking a plastics eraser on top of the door. "He or she is an elite ninja I doubt that they would fall for that you little loser." I look at him for a moment but he kept doing it I just hope that whoever it is didn't lump me in with this loser I mean really I am shocked that the kid even graduated.

I know dad said that they let him in the program because of the beast locked up in him and for saving Iruka but a slacker like that is nothing without the nine tails chakra. I sighed and looked at the clock on the wall we had been here for 2 house I had been knocked out for 2 hours. Jeez, maybe I need to cut back on the training and late nights with Anko.

I shook my head sadly who was I kidding those late nights at the best thing about my nights lately. I sighed and looked up to see the door slowly starting to open and I slammed my head on the table and groaned as the door open to relieve a silver mop of hair you have gotta be kidding me.

That is why he wanted me to show up what a dick. I sighed and he looked at us. "So my first impression is that you are a bunch of idiots." I was groaned and looked at him I could see him smirking behind his mask when he saw how ticked off I was about this whole thing. Dick, then it clicked in my mind this is exactly why uncle Asuma looked too amused.

I watching Naruto fail at life when I release my shurikens and kunais I hope this didn't kill him I might feel guilty. I smiled to myself pretty sure that I got him until his body disappeared and a moss green tree trunk appeared in his place.

I growl under my breath and started to run he knew where I was hiding. I was running through the forest when I heard Sakura scream. I ran toward the noise but she was out cold on the ground her wild pink hair covering her distraught face.

"Pathetic how can you even call yourself a ninja you loser?" My voice sounded so cold and heartless which of course had to be followed by a joyful and annoying voice. "That's not very nice!I taught you better than that, and what would your mother think!" I groaned and turned to see my father standing there smirking under his mask like he was the greatest ninja on the planet.

I rolled my eyes angry I can't believe that he didn't tell me that he was my teacher just the thought of it forced anger in my heart as I closed the gap between the two of us with two long strides.

"Whatever so now you acknowledge me so I guess we're not letting them know I am your son for as long as possible so it doesn't look like you are favoriting me." I tried to keep the aggravation out of my voice as I did my best to not sound hurt. Was he ashamed of me like that asshole was?

I watched him nod his head that didn't evaluate the upset anger that filled my heart, but I spoke in a confident voice, I'm used to shoving my feelings down anyway. "Alright, then I won't hold back." I ran after him I threw a punch but when he caught it I flipped over trying to kick him but he only caught that too.

This forced me to smile he worked this out perfectly. I reached my hand out getting ready to grab the silver bells I had one in my grasp and went to pull it put his kick me away. I smiled and looked at him.

"Not bad kid but don't think you're going to get one of these bells." I smile at him oh I was getting one of those bells before lunch and even if I didn't there is no way that he would fail his own son so double win. Fire Ball Jutsu I put my finger to my lips and exhaled a large ball of fire. I watch a large fireball form before hurling it at the ground.

I smiled and spit out the excess chakra before looking to find that other than the crater I just made on the ground there was nothing else there. I looked up and around me but I couldn't see him. "Below you" I felt the ground slip beneath my feet and I felt like there was someone looking at me with a cocky smile on his face.

"Headhunter Jutsu. Earth style." I looked up to see him looking at me cockily as he crouched down in front of my face so that he was eye level with me before laughing at me. "Oh well that was a good try my precious baby boy but you will never beat me, and don't think that different means better another arrogant remark like that and we will spar going all out"

I growled at him as his tone mocking me. "You're very funny when I get that bell and I will get that bell I am so telling mom about this." He got up he wasn't phased by my threat "Go ahead tell her about that and I will tell her about all the weapons you tried to kill me with."

I snarled under my breath and watched him walk off as the leaf swirled around him. I sighed and struggled to move my arms there was little to no moment when a whirlwind of pink hair caught my eyes. I look at her for a moment and then call out "Sakura" I look at her for a moment and sighed as she collapsed to the ground.

"Utterly useless no worse then unless a liability." I started to move my finger but I still wouldn't be able to get out of the ground. "You want some help?" I look up to see Anko looking at me she had this smug look on her face as she crouched down to eye live before kissing lip was soft and sure I don't even notice that she had pulled me up out of the ground. I sighed and grinned at her.

"I thought that we were waiting until tonight." She laughs at me "Yeah well what can I say I enjoy saving your ass. Later." Just like that, she was gone but I could still feel her warmth on my lips. I shook my head there was no point in me being in a daze there is a fight to win.

"Sakura are you alright" I looked at her as she woke up I look at her and asked her if she was okay but decided to walk away when she didn't say anything. But she simply followed me she was like a lost puppy or kitten that you just couldn't get rid of no matter how hard that you would try. I turn to look at her when the bell went off.

"Great I will not lose this I touched one held one in my hand now I just have to get it. " I turned to look to find a shocked look on her face as she said something but I couldn't hear her I learned a long time ago how to block out the voice I found annoying or unnecessary. I shook my head sadly for a moment before walking out into the clearing to see that Naruto was tied to a post.

I sat down and looked at him and then at Sakura who walked out of the wood ever so happy to see me. I shook my head sadly and look to see my father he had this disappointed look in his eye when he looked at me. He might not so favoritism but that can't be said for disappointment when failing at something. He was lecturing us but I blocked him out and thought about it.

If I could get a bell now then I would be able to stay in the program. I looked at him I am assuming that he said something insult to me I wasn't really paying attention. I charged him but not before he grabbed me by the arm and then twisted it before forcing it against my back. I clamped my mouth shut trying to stifle the pain but it didn't work a whimper a little out in pain.

"Dad stop it hurts" I could feel his grip loosen as I said that under my breath this was as good as it was going to get. I worked my hand to my father waist doing my best to not make a sound or any sudden movements. Soon my fingers curled around to cool metallic bells, as I yanked lightly on the string I doubt that my father even noticed he was so pisted off. I sighed and sat back down if things didn't go well with this second chance all I had to do was show him the bell. Call it a backup plan.

By the day end, we had all passed and I was walking home with my father when he turned to me. Speaking in a soft nad worried tone, "How is your arm buddy I'm sorry for hurting you." I looked at him for a moment as my good arm instantly went to rub my injured arm as if on isn't it.

But as my hand curled around my injured shoulder I felt myself wince as I applied some pressure to it. Damn, I didn't think that he got me that good but I could have been wrong. before holding an arm to my shoulder and trying not to wince when I applied pressure to it. As I didn't say anything I felt my father fidget next to me.

"So we don't need to tell mom about what happened today" I rotated my shoulder a bit before lifting up the bell. "I wouldn't say everything but most of it we can keep to ourselves." He looked down at his waist for a moment before his eyes widen in shock. I think that there was even some pride in those eyes.

"When the hell does you get that off of me." I look at him and smiled "When you were being a dick and hurting my shoulder." I looked at him for a moment and he rolled his eyes "One watch your language and two I am super sorry for that. Well, I will be taking that back now" I smiled wide at him before looking up to see that we were walking the center of town.

"Like hell, you have I won this bell." I laughed before walking to the ramen shop when my mother walked over to us with Asuma and they were both smiling at me. "Not funny you guys could have warned me that he was going to be my teacher." The both laughed and Asuma ruffles my hair before sitting down and ordering a bowl of ramen.

We all did and there was conversation about the most promising student when I saw Kiba walking past he was probably one of the only people that new Kurenai was my stepmom and Kakashi was my dad. I ran over to him and smiled I could feel eyes on my back as they watched me interact with Kiba. I smiled wide at him and he sighed heavily "Alright what do you want man."

I smiled at him wide and unguarded and he got even more skittish "Nothing bad since you're like my closest friend I was hoping that if my parents ask you where I am tomorrow you will tell them that I stay with you for the night." He smiled wide at me "You're hooking up with Anko again aren't you."

I smile wider at him as I'm sure a wild light started to form in my eyes. "Yeah so if you could cover for me if they ask just tell them our usual story." I looked at him and he just nodded his head before waving at my mom. "I'll see you tomorrow man and you owe me for this." I laughed at him and nodded my head before running back over to my family.

My mom was staring at me intently before turning back to her ramen the hum of the conversion was over and they were all looking at me. "I didn't know that you knew Kiba." I look at my father before smirking

"Yeah well you don't know everything that goes on in my life. But this isn't a big deal we are just going to hang out later that cool with you guys." I asked the question and faked worry in my voice but I know that they were going to say yes I just didn't need to seem too eager. "Yeah sure just be back before curfew and if you're going to late remember that there are consequences to our actions."

I looked at him and nodded my head smiling a little before sighing and going back to eating. I just listened to them talk about their old jobs and how now they would have more time to spend freely. I didn't care much I spent enough time with them as is. I looked up to see the moon was setting and my mother and uncle were already starting to drink. I got up and kissed her on the cheek her skin was hot I was guessing it was the booze.

"Alright, I will see you guys later night uncle Asuma."He nodded at me before taking another sip for his sake and turned in to look at the moon as I ran to the outskirt of the forest. I sighed when I reached the large oak tree that had red leaves.

It was always interesting to look at no matter the season the color stayed the same. It was also the first place that I kissed Anko at. I sighed to myself when I felt a shuriken come flying at me I dodge it easily and turn to see Anko staying there. Her trench coat was gone it was just her netted top that left little to the imagination and a short skirt.

I smiled wide at her and walked over to her, she tried to throw a punch at me but I caught it fist easily overpowering her and throwing her away from me before pinning her up against the tree. This large smile on my face. "Got you."

She smiled wide at me before clearing her throat and I felt a cool metal tip at my back. Causing a shiver to go down my spine. I sighed and turned to see a kunai at my back. "Well this sucks doesn't it we are at a stalemate there is only one way to break the tie." I smile at her coy words before looking down her juicy red lips and kissing her. She moaned into my mouth and I smile wide at her as she wrapped her arms around my neck.

Her kunai dropping in other ground forgotten in the dust. I could win this fight with my tongue alone, "Well I guess that this means that I won the game and you lose."She smiled at me before nodding her head a small red tint appeared on her face as she smiled shyly at me. I kissed her again our tongue locked in a war. I was drawn to her, her scent and soft mouth were too intoxicating to resist. I sighed as she pushed me up against the tree the bark sliding into my skin. I groaned as our lips parted before taking her shirt off.

I woke up in a cool bed my head was pounding I turn to look at the alarm clock but it was off I moaned and looked down to see that Anko was resting her head on my chest for a moment and I smile at her before getting out of bed being gentle in the way that I moved her head before starting to get dressed.

"Where do you think that you are going." I turn to look at Anko her voice was husky and laced with sexy intentions. "I got to the home and get changed before they find out that I didn't stay in the house." I was looking for my shirt when Anko pointed to my chest where I found a hickey sticking out bright red on my collarbone. I sighed and pointed at her neck and chest and she looked down at herself. "For every one hicky you put on me I put 4 on you." She laughed at me before pointing to were my shirt was tucked under the bed. I grabbed it and it on "Kiba is cosigned for you what is the rush." I looked at the window for a moment watching as a few blue jay flew effortless passed the window.

"The rush is that if they go to Kiba house and I'm not there they will find me out." I look at her for a moment I could see her pouty lip sticking out. I laughed and walked over to her before kissing her on the lips. "Don't worry I will be back tonight I got to go through." She smiled at me before I walked out of the house and high tailed it home.

I crawled into the window in my room which was empty causing me to sign out in relief and walked into the bathroom taking a quick shower before walking down the stairs after getting dressed. I made sure that my chest was covered before walking into the kitchen to see that Asuma, my father, and Hayate were standing there glaring at me. I sighed "You called you old Anbu buddies that is weird."

I looked at him for a moment and he sighed heavily as the worry in his eyes started to subside and rage filled his black eye. "Where the hell have you been?" I sighed and looked at him pretending to be confused "What do you mean I was in my room the whole time." He snarled at me his temper was out of control I guess he knew that I was lying.

"Really cause I woke up this morning to wake you up and you weren't there so you want to explain that again." His lips were curved into a sneer while Hayate and Asuma were shaking their heads slowly for a moment.

"I was at Kiba's we were training in the woods and it was getting late. His house was closed and I knew it would take me forever to get home. I thought that it's better to stay at his house than to come in the house late and get yelled at for something that I did or didn't do. You can totally ask him if you want."

Dad snapped for am getting tired of my lies so he regained his composure. "Don't move from this spot." I watched he walks out the room and Hayate trailed after him while Asuma took a seat at the table. I look at him one of my eyebrows raise and he simply smiled "Someone has to make sure that you don't run for it sit down." I gulp and look at him I hope that Kiba could keep his composure and lie up.

Even as I sat at the breakfast table struggling to my food i swear that I could feel myself unraveling. But I had to keep up my stoic mask or uncle Ausma would know that there is something wrong. "Alright honey I'm heading out try not to give your dad too much trouble." I watched my mother walk down the stairs fully dressed and completely uninterested in what is happening.

"Do you think that you can talk to dd he is totally overreacting" I tired to keep my voice from being a whiny as my mother gave Asuma a cautious red galance. Asuma simply shrugged his shoulder as he placed another cigarette into his mouth. Man he chains smoke like no one's business. As she turned her red gaze to me I could see the worry in her eyes though I can't tell if it was for me or for dad. "Sorry honey I'm not getting involved be good." Her soft lift gently kissed my temple before running out of the house. Great now I'm all alone.