Disclaimer: I own neither "Phantom of the Opera" or Kuro.
Author's Note: This is entirely my host sister's fault. XD; Whenever I sing "Phantom of the Opera" during karaoke, she changes "phantom" into "Phantomhive." And I just couldn't take it anymore, so I wrote out a full parody. XD;;;
Warnings: Crack. Written in half an hour or so. ^^;
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Butler of the Phantomhives
To the Tune of "Phantom of the Opera" (Movie Version)
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Ciel: In London's underground
He found me there
A lost, forsaken child—
Broken and bare
And I decided when he set me free:
The butler of the Phantomhives will be
This entity
Sebastian: You gave a name to me
The day we met
Swore to exact revenge
And not regret
And when you finally reach that distant goal
The butler of the Phantomhives will then
Consume your soul
Ciel: Those who had called you forth
I ordered dead
Within your Contract laced
Sebastian: A spider's thread
Both: You've/I've promised loyalty and you/I don't lie
The butler of the Phantomhive's you'll/I'll be
Until I/you die
(He's there, a devil and a butler)
Ciel: He's mine, this devil of a butler…
Sebastian: Give me an order, my lord~
(Etc.)