Disclaimer: I own neither "Kuro II" nor the "Bed Intruder Song."
Author's Note: My friend Hannah first pointed this song out to me, and then my roomie Lulu said something that made me connect it to Claude… Can't remember what, but you can blame both of them for this.
Warnings: Swearing. Slang. Written in half an hour. Spoilers for Kuro II. Claude.
Note: You can either use the word "rape" or "eat." They're both appropriate, really. (And the "stupid-fucking" thing is my own little joke; I always refer to Claude as "stupid-fucking-Claude." So… yeah.)
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Manor Intruder Song
To the Tune of "Bed Intruder Song"
(Specifically Shane Stever's Cover)
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Sebastian: Well…
He's climbin' in your windows,
Snatchin' your bocchans up
Tryin' to eat 'em so ya better
Hide your lords, hide your souls
Hide your lords, hide your souls
Hide your lords, hide your souls
And hide your kittens
'cause he'll pro'ly try to steal them, too
You don't have to come give him back—
I'll take him from you
And then I'll kill you, I'm gonna kill you
So you had better run fast, better run fast, better run fast
Spider man
Stupid-fucking-spider man
You had a master who would shower you with love
You are so dumb
You are really dumb
For real
Alois: My butler broke his word, abandoning me for Ciel
Ciel: I was brainwashed by some idiot in the crazy house
Sebastian: So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so—
He's climbin' in your windows,
Snatchin' your bocchans up
Tryin' to eat 'em so ya better
Hide your lords, hide your souls
Hide your lords, hide your souls
Hide your lords, hide your souls
And hide your kittens
'cause he'll pro'ly try to steal them, too
You don't have to come give him back—
I'll take him from you
And then I'll kill you, I'm gonna kill you
So you had better run fast, better run fast, better run fast
Spider man
Stupid-fucking-spider man
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