Naruto and Kiba woke the next morning, Naruto was barely able to move and Kiba was still exhausted. He thought back to the night before and smiled. He knew that Naruto loved him, but now he had proof. Kiba was about to fall asleep, but there was a knock on the door and it opened. Kabuto, along with Izumo and Kotetsu walked in. "Wrapper check." was all Kabuto said. He walked over to the trashcan, found one used condom and one wrapper. "Only one topped last night?" Izumo said. "Yes." Kiba replied. "OK." was all Kabuto said before the three walked out of the room. Kina let out a rough sigh, waking Naruto. Naruto looked at Kiba then at the retreating cloak of the processing agent leaving their room. "Ya, that's right you little bastard, walk away." Naruto mumbled, making Izumo turn around. "I'd keep your mouth closed; we have a termination kit with us." Izumo said as he brought out a small box from his pocket. Kabuto looked at Izumo and shook his head. "You're an ass. You know that, right?" he said. Izumo brought up a fist into Kabuto, but before contact could be made, he was on the ground with Naruto holding on to his head. One hand below his ear and the other on his chin. "All it would take is a quick turn and I could snap your neck." Naruto growled out. Kotetsu looked at Naruto and smiled. He definitely had what it took to be a first wave agent.
Kiba walked up behind Naruto and pulled him off Izumo and back into the room. "You idiot! Why did you do that?" Kiba screamed at Naruto. Naruto cowered down and started softly sobbing. Kiba looked at how Naruto looked then remembered why he was acting like this. He remembered back when Iruka found out that Naruto was gay and had slept with another man. Iruka used that exact phrase before punching Naruto hard enough to knock him out for the entire ride home. "Please, I deserve to die." Naruto said in a forlorn sob before he let the first tear slide his face. Kiba rose up a hand and Naruto winced, expecting the impact. As Kiba brought his hand down, Naruto clearly was bracing for impact. The very sight of this brought another view into Naruto's life. Kiba knew that Iruka had a bad habit of overreacting with some things and he did not really take Naruto being gay that easily. He remembered the number one thing that kept him from kicking Naruto out was the life insurance policy his parents had gotten and it was now paying Naruto on a monthly basis.
Naruto shuttered as the hand got closer, but it did not hit him, instead, it pulled him into a tight hug. Naruto started crying harder as Kiba pulled him into the hug. "Kiba, you're right, I'm such an idiot. How could anyone love me or even want to be near me. I'm a disgusting faggot and I always will be." Naruto said between his sobs. Kiba tried his best to calm Naruto down until Naruto fell asleep. He opened the door and found Kabuto about to knock on it. "I heard a lot of crying, is Naruto OK?" Kabuto asked. "He had another relapse, I am sure he'll be fine. He used to have them daily when he lived with Iruka." Kiba said before walking round Kabuto and into the facilities room. Kabuto looked into the room and noticed how although Naruto was sleeping, he was also still crying a little. Kabuto closed the door with a sigh.
Kabuto walked into the facilities room to find Kiba in the shower. "Kiba, we need to talk about Naruto." Kabuto said as he pulled a stool over by the door. "Sure, what about him?" Kiba said from inside the stall. "Exactly how mentally stable is he?" Kabuto said. The water stopped and the door opened. Kabuto could not help but let his eyes drift to a more interesting part of Kiba. "Well, he has been tortured for the past few years since he came out." Kiba said. He looked at Kabuto and growled. Kabuto heard the growl and looked back up at Kibas face with a slight blush. "Please, don't do that again." Kiba said in a warning tone. "Fine, I won't. Back to Naruto. What exactly do you mean by tortured." Kabuto said. "When he wakes up, ask him. I am sure he'll tell you all you want." Kiba said as he pulled his boxers on. Kabuto walked out of the facilities room as Sakura came in with Kankuro. "He was discharged a few hours ago; they'll be bringing in his belongings." Sakura said before turning and walking out of the pod.
Gaara came out of his room and let a creepy grin spread across his face. "Glad to see you Kankie." Gaara said. Kankuro flinched at the use of his nickname. "Come on, please don't call me that." Kankuro whined as he walked into the room that he and Gaara were going to share. Kiba looked at the sight of the reunion and smiled. He walked to his room and found Naruto sleeping still. "I guess his little crashes take a lot out of him." Kiba said, as he got dressed and ready for the day. He looked at the calendar and noticed that today was their first day of classes.
"Naruto wake up, it's our first day of classes." Kiba said into Naruto's ear. Naruto only rolled away from the sound and swatted at what ever disturbed his sleep. "I guess I'll just have to attack his senses." Kiba said as he pulled his pants and boxers down. He bent over, putting his ass right over Naruto's face. With a long grunt, Kiba let out the wettest possible sounding fart he had ever heard anyone do without actually shitting themselves. Naruto only rolled further towards the wall, until the smell hit him. Kiba looked as Naruto opened one watery eye and saw Kiba. "You fucking disgusting bastard." Naruto growled out as he got up and walked into the facilities room.
Naruto walked in and took his shower, as he got out; he noticed that Shikamaru was in the next stall over. Walking over to the sink, he filled a small paper cup with icy cold water. "This'll be fun." Naruto said as he quietly opened the door. Shikamaru had his eyes closed and he was washing his hair. Naruto slowly raised the cup until it was a matter of centimeters from the tip of Shikamaru's cock. With one swift movement, the tip of said cock was enveloped in cold water. Shikamaru opened his eyes, getting soap in them, and screaming at Naruto. Naruto calmly walked out of the bathroom and Kiba started laughing. "I can't believe you did that." Kiba said between laughs. Shikamaru stormed out of the shower room with blood shot eyes. "That was not cool, look what you did." he said as he pulled down his pants and revealed what could have been the world's worst case of shrinkage. The cold water had caused Shikamaru's scrotom to shrink to the size of a walnut. Kiba started laughing even harder as Kabuto walked into the common room and saw what had happened. "Naruto, it isn't nice to pull pranks like that." Kabuto managed to say between fits of giggling and out right laughter. Shikamaru faked a cough as he put on his robes and got ready for his first day of classes. "Shikamaru, take your robe off, you'll be integrated to the other students in the hallway, in fact, they changed policy, no robes in the hallway at all. Your instructor will come and get you before your first day of classes. Yamato has been chosen to teach you the "arts" and Kakashi will teach you regular skills." Kabuto said as there was a knock on the door. "Ah, this is Yamato." Kabuto said as Yamato walked into the room. Naruto looked the person over and came to one conclusion.
"I don't really like you." Naruto said bluntly, testing his instructors' nerves in the pod. "That's good; I prefer not to get attached to my students. Less sorrow when they get processed." Yamato said with an evil look, making Naruto somewhat cower behind Kiba. He chuckled a little and nodded to Kabuto. "I'll have them back by twenty-one hundred. (1)" Yamato said before leading them to the classroom, where they met with pod 5-3. "Pod 5-4, this is pod 5-3. Konohamaru, Udon, Moegi (1), Mizuki, Lee, and Ebisu. Pod 5-3, this is pod 5-4. Naruto, Kiba, Gaara and Shikamaru. At the time, they have another pod member who was transferred to this pod, but has already completed the classes. Please remove your books and open to chapter one." Yamato said. Naruto opened his book and smiled at the title. "Chapter 1: Synthesizing glycerin from hand soap for explosives." the title chapter read. Kiba looked at Shikamaru who was also smiling. Kiba looked at the other class members and noticed one thing; this class was going to be interesting.
"I know what the chapter says, so we'll be practicing on clay that has a nonflammable liquid that you'll have to extract. Once you have that down, we will move on to another chapter. As we learn these skills, we will learn how to make various explosive devices and how to make them with little to no evidence. By the time you complete this segment of training, you will have what is called an "explosive specialty" that will be determined by which concept you understand best. Any questions?" Yamato said to his class. When no one replied, he continued.
"Before you read any further, we need to go over what is called "mission protocol". As you all have been told, it is considered a mortal crime within the organization to be caught and put through trial. Because of this, we have a protocol to follow in the event that you are caught while out on a mission. You will be given a single 'molie pill' when you go out on your missions. If you are taken hostage, you are to fake a seizure. You'll also be given a wrist tag that tells the person to administer this pill. It will dissolve within a matter of seconds, releasing nicotine-sulfate into your system. From that time, you have less then an hour to be given the reversal agent before you expire. This is done to prevent any secrets being released. The compound that is used is changed as the police and military figure out what exactly is being used." Yamato said, everyone looked at each other then back at their instructor.
Konohamaru raised his hand. "What happens if we don't follow protocol and taken into trial?" he asked. Naruto gave him a sad look; apparently, his pod master had not explained the results of not following protocol. Yamato looked at the class then sighed. "Is there anyone who knows this answer?" Yamato asked. Everyone from Pod 5-4 raised their hand. "OK, you, Naruto." Yamato said, Naruto nodded his head. "Failure to follow protocol and complete a trial with a guilty verdict means termination for those within your pod." Naruto said in a cold and matter of fact tone. Yamato nodded. Konohamaru and the other from pod 5-3 looked at their desks. "The last time anyone was processed for this was almost two years ago." Yamato said.
"OK, let's get started on the first lesson." he said as he pulled out eight lumps of clay that reeked of something like crap. When you are actually doing this, the temperature is vital, if it gets too hot, it'll explode in your face. If it doesn't get hot enough, it won't completely separate into the separate parts of the soap. OK, first you want to cut the soap into small pieces and place it on your pan. As you heat it up, make sure the pan is at a slight angle to direct the liquid substance to the beaker. There are exactly 60 milliliters of the solution you are trying to extract. I will come by and see how much you have managed to extract. If you get the temp right, the color will be green, in real use, it will be completely clear." Yamato said as he showed them how to cut the substance into pieces and refine it into a powder. As the lesson continued on, Naruto looked down at his beaker and trey; the beaker had a greenish colored fluid. Yamato was walking through the class and saw the results of Naruto's work. "Good work, even though it has a blue twinge to it, it still wasn't placed over too high of a temperature for too long, good work Uzumaki." Yamato said. Kiba and Shikamaru looked at Naruto with shock. He had managed not only to completely remove all 60 milliliters of the substance from his clay but also not over heated it. Yamato walked past Shikamaru's trey and looked at how the color was changing from green to blue. Once the liquid completely changed over, Yamato pounded his fists on his desk. "BANG!" Yamato screamed (2), starting the entire class and effectively giving Shikamaru a heart attack. "If this was the real thing, Shikamaru would have blown up the entire class. Notice how it is turning blue. Green is the color we are trying to get. Blue means it was exposed to too high of a heat. Try again Shikamaru and pay attention to the color." Yamato said as he left Shikamaru another lump of the clay like substance. "Shikamaru, here, I'll help." Naruto said as he turned around. Yamato looked at this and smiled as Naruto showed Shikamaru how to move the substance from place to place on the trey to prevent over heating and to get the most out of it.
After what seemed like hours, Shikamaru grinned as he held up a beaker with 55 milliliters of green liquid. "Good work Nara. I guess having Naruto help was a good decision. This brings on a point to the entire class. As a pod, you act as one. Naruto passing on his knowledge to Shikamaru was proof of this concept. When you are on a mission, your pod should be treated as vital parts of your body, if you loose one, you'll die, which is some what true." Yamato said. He looked at the clock, which read 19:46. "OK, this is the end of day one. You will given community duty assignments tomorrow. Go back to your pod, read the concept sections, and answer the questions at the end of each section. Also, have the final questions answered for next week. You're dismissed." Yamato said. "Which ones?" Kiba asked. "All of them." Yamato replied. "What!?" Kiba said in shock. "Yes, all 67 questions are due by next week. You and Naruto are in the same pod, so remember the body concept (3)." Yamato said. "We'll start every week with a test on the lesson from the previous week. It only gets harder from here." Yamato said. Naruto stood up and put his book in his book bag. "That was a fun lesson." Naruto said, Kiba and Shikamaru had to agree with him. "I wonder if we could do this in the pod for practice?" Shikamaru asked. His answer was given from the front of the room. "If you are caught practicing this in your pod, there is no way to escape the processing agents. This is dangerous and is only taught with dummy devices for a reason, one slip and you could level the entire building." Yamato said. Shikamaru got wide eyes and looked at Naruto.
The three walked out of the classroom and towards their pod. Naruto could tell it was late because the lights behind the controller desk were turned off as were the computer terminals. They walked into the pod and smelled something really good. "You guys didn't show up for diner which means someone was having problems with their lessons, I ordered pizza." Kabuto said. Kiba and Shikamaru were almost salivating at the thought of pizza while Naruto was not appealed to the concept. Naruto did not have the same reaction. "Kabuto, do you have a problem if I have something else?" Naruto asked. "No, not at all, I know you don't really care for pizza. Just no popcorn, OK?" Kabuto said. "Ya, I'm not really hungry right now anyways." Naruto said as he walked into his room.
Naruto looked through his drawers and found a single can of ravioli. He walked into the common room, opened the can, pouring the contents into a plastic bowl, and put it in the microwave. As he was heating it up, he noticed how no one cared that he was not having the same thing. They were truly beginning to act more like a family.
"So, how was the first day?" Kabuto asked. "Shikamaru blew us up." Kiba said. Shikamaru flicked a mushroom off his pizza at Kiba. "Do that again and I'll have you clean the pod for a week. What do you mean by that?" Kabuto asked. "We did chapter one." Naruto said from by the microwave. "Oh, I see. How did everyone do?" Kabuto asked. "Well, like I said, Shikamaru blew us up. Naruto was the first one to finish." Kiba said, once again, a mushroom went flying. "OK, Shikamaru, next week, with your classes and community duty assignments you have cleaning as well, and I mean the entire pod." Kabuto said. Shikamaru sighed. "OK, I guess I'll do it. What if I don't?" Shikamaru asked. "Your punishment will be left to me." Kabuto said in a scary tone. "Well, everyone better be getting to bed. You'll be getting your community duty assignments tomorrow." Kabuto said. The others went into their bedrooms and Naruto followed Kiba to theirs.
"That was fun today." Naruto said as he dropped his pants. "Ya, it was, I can't wait until we go on missions, and it'll be fun." Kiba said. "Ya and you know what, after October 10th, we'll have the ultimate role play card." Naruto said with a smile. "What do you mean by that?" Kiba asked as he took off his shirt. "I mean one of us can be the delicate uke while the other plays the terrorist who took the other one hostage." Naruto said with a smile. "Sounds fun." Kiba said. "I think not, at least until you two are old enough." Kabuto said from the doorframe, scaring the hell out of the two. "What if I was sucking on his straw?" Naruto asked. "I would have called the processing agents, anyways; I already got the assignments so your supervisors will be here in the morning." Kabuto said before walking out. "Ass." Naruto muttered. "I heard that." Kabuto called out, making Naruto squeak and Kiba laugh at Naruto.
Naruto got into the bed and Kiba crawled in next to him. "I'll set the alarm for 7, OK?" Kiba asked. "Sure." Naruto said after looking at the clock seeing that it was only a few minutes to midnight. In the middle of the night, Kiba felt a sharp pain in his stomach. "God, not now, not with Naruto in the bed." Kiba moaned as he realized it was a gas bubble. "Damn pizza grease." he moaned loud enough to slightly wake Naruto. "Kiba, just fart or it'll travel up your spine and become a shitty idea" Naruto said before falling back asleep. Kiba had to laugh at this as he slowly released the pressure. Naruto stirred next to him and pulled him closer. "That was just hot." Naruto said after taking a deep breath through his nose next to Kiba. "Kiba, I got one for you." Naruto said before releasing under the blankets. "That's just bad." Kiba said as he poked his head out of the covers to get fresh air. "Good night love." Naruto mumbled before his breathing settled down.
Kabuto and Shikamaru were in their room, listening to Gaara and Kankuro talk. "God, how much longer are they going to talk for?" Kabuto said as he stood up. He walked to their room and slowly opened the door after knocking once. He heard their voices but they were sleeping. Kabuto mentally kicked himself in the head. They were having a complete conversation in their sleep (3). When he walked back into his room, Shikamaru gave him an odd look. "They sleep talk." was all Kabuto said before getting into his bed. Shikamaru sighed and closed his eyes, waiting for sleep to take his body over.
1-Since this is a military like organization, I am going to use military time for this fic.
2- When I was in high school, my chemistry teacher did this to me and I actually pissed myself in class, it was really embarrassing.
3- My brother and I do this if we are close enough for us to "hear" each other. My mom says we've done it our entire lives and it's creepy, she has it on video where we talked for almost two hours in our sleep without waking up once.
A/N: I am going to be skipping details in the lessons. I DO NOT RECOMMEND trying anything you read in this story; it is a fictional story after all. I have some knowledge on some things that will be mentioned but that does not mean that I am not going to make it hard for people to try to copy it. If you really want to know how to do these things, find someone who knows and see if you can get them to tell you. I will not release any further details then the basics.