Thanks for all the replies! Sorry again for all the mistakes in this, i'm still a pretty new writer and I can't catch all the mistakes. Sorry I took so long to update! This chapter had to be re-written when my laptop crashed and deleted all my work. I wrote this really fast so it's kinda short and there will be mistakes. The 'e' button does not work on my laptop anymore so i probably missed a few e's here and there.

Enjoy

Roy sighed and shook his head, his hand still on his forehead "What happened to your real body?"

Ed flicked his long tail with irritation "If I knew that I would have told you!" he sat down with a scoff "That crazy alchemist must have took my real body or something."

Roy stood up, shaking his desk and causing one of the many piles of paper to fall over "And your not worried about that?" he almost shouted.

Al who had been siting there quietly, cleared his non-existence throat "I think he actually is worried, he just doesn't show it."

Ed rounded at him "What do you mean!" he snapped, golden eyes flaring with anger "It's my body so it should be fine!"

He stopped, thinking "But it most likely is being controlled by a cat and cats are stupid so..." he practically deflated as he thought about it more.

Before they could continue Lieutenant Hawkeye opened the door, her usual calm attitude thrown off, replaced by irritation "Colonel!" she snapped.

Roy slid back in his seat, she may not be an alchemist but she is probably the one he fears most. She wouldn't hesitate to put a bullet through his head.

What are you doing here?" she asked "We need to make a plan to catch the escaped alchemist..." she stopped and stared at Alphonse, the small cat in his lap. "What's with the cat?

Roy tried not to laugh, he really did. But Edwards face was priceless. For being a cat he had a great shock face.

Ed took in a deep breath but he was stopped by a hand over his mouth.

"Hi Lieutenant." he started, hesitant to tell her what had happened "Actually this cat is Ed."

Hawkeye nodded, even though she wasn't showing it Roy knew she was shocked.

"Well, what happened?" she stood in front of Roy's desk, her gaze expecting.

After Al had explained the story once again Roy turned back to Edward "What are we going to do with you." he sighed "We can't have the public know that one of our state alchemists had been um... switched with a cat."

Al nodded "We should see if we can find his trail, if we can catch him he can change Ed back."

Ed, who had been silent ever since Hawkeye had come in suddenly spoke up "That's right, me and Al can go and hunt him down." he smirked "I won't let him beat me a second time!"

Roy glared at him "Ed, are you sure that you have fully realized the fact that you are a CAT!" he slammed his hand down ion the table "You won't be hunting anyone down in your state."

"Oh ya?" Ed snapped "I'll take you on right now!" he jumped to his paw and onto the table, his fur was puffed up making him look a little larger. Before he did anything that he would regret Al snatched him from the table.

"Brother!" he scolded him gently "I don't think attacking Colonel Mustang would be a good idea, roasting the cat will do you no good."

Before they got completely off track Hawkeye stepped forward "I think you should go and hunt down the rouge alchemist, it's your duty, and we need Ed back to full power."

Ed smirked, or smirked as well as a cat could "See, I'm too important to be a cat."

Roy glared at Ed "Fullmetal, it is your fault he got away." before the small furry ball of furry could claw him he scooted his chair back and stood.

Ed face planted as the Colonel scooted away "Ow..." he grumbled from his new spot on the floor "I thought cats were supposed to be agile."

Al picked leaned fore ward and picked up his brother, stroking his head. Ed pushed away his hand with his paws "We'll leave in the morning." he decided, ignoring the fact that he was a cat.

"If you're so insistent on going," Roy said, looking Neko Ed in the eyes "then i'll be coming with you."

Again, sorry for making it sooo short and for all the mistakes. I'm already working on the next chapter so it will be longer. R&R!