I think this is pretty obvious now but, I don't own Naruto. Also, sorry about the long delay, I was busy :P
How could this ... happen to me..? I was too slow. Soul thought, slowly drowning and bleeding out. He closed his eyes, leaving his mortal life behind. A blue cocoon appeared around his body, along with two women. Kaguya herself, the legendary Otsutsuki, along with Shinigami, the god of death herself. Kaguya wore her white kimono with magatama decorating it, her hair flowing to her ankles. Two horns poked out of it. A slit across her forehead was also prominent. Next to her was a tanned woman with black, capturing eyes. She had short black hair, with moon earrings. She also wore a black dress. In her left hand she held a scythe, which she was currently using as a walking stick. "This is the kid, right?" She said, turning to Kaguya.
"Yeah, I double checked." Kaguya responded.
Shinigami nodded, and pulled the sword out of Soul. After she did, all of his wounds instantly healed. He woke up, staring at the two ladies in front of him. "Who… are you?"
"Well, I am Kaguya, this here is Shinigami. No, you're not dead. Better yet, you're gonna be reborn. But as something special. First, you're gonna be my kid." One of them said, before turning back to him.
Shinigami took out a syringe and filled it with Kaguya's blood, then putting it into Soul. A few changes in his form appeared, mainly the fact that magatama were now planted in his skin, circling his neck. Two small horns poked through his hair, though only slightly. His hair turned from a blank white to a very light blue. (Basically Toneri with horns :/) "Nice to know that I have a rather fine looking mother…"
"Nice to know I've got quite the flatterer of a son." Kaguya said, smiling
"Second, all eight of the eternal deities have agreed to make you one of them. You are now Soul Otsutsuki, the deity of magic, speed, destruction, and pleasure." Shinigami said, raising her arm.
Kaguya pointed towards her forehead. "This is gonna be your eye power. Your left eye will be replaced by this." As she said that, an eye opened on her forehead. It was a pitch black, Rinnegan, with red rings. "It will allow you all of the abilities of the Sharingan, Rinnegan, and Tenseigan, along with the Amaterasu. The last one that I can tell you is settable speed. You can choose how fast you perceive the world, from basic Sharingan speed to virtually frozen. There will be other abilities, but that really depends on you."
"Lastly, I give you the Deity Caller. You can't lose it, it will always appear whenever you want it. You can call a deity whenever you want. Oh, I almost forgot! You also get a few special summons. First, Oceanus. She can cause tsunamis with a single flip of her mighty fins. Secondly, Grav. He is very powerful, but equally awkward. Take care of him, please… Finally, Neva, the coldest of the family, literally and figuratively. Watch over them like they are family, or I'll come get you myself!"
"Don't worry, I will treat them as if they were my own flesh and blood." Soul said, snuggling into his new mother.
"We have to go. Sorry but, if I stay gone for too long, I may not be able to leave ever again. Remember, Otsutsuki Soul, that you are the god of destruction, speed, magic, and pleasure." Kaguya said, smiling down at him sweetly.
Shinigami and Kaguya said their farewells and disappeared. The cocoon also left, leaving him floating. He activated a cloak of Amaterasu, leaping out of the water as a flame surrounded him. As he fell downward, everything was in perfect view. Haku was surrounding Aimi and Naruto with his ice kekkei genkai, Zabuza facing off against Kakashi. They all looked up to find Soul flying towards him, cloaked in the black flames of Amaterasu. He smirked, landing on the ground wearing Otsutsuki robes that he didn't even know he had until now. They stared at him, confused. Who was this mysterious man who just came out of the water? He looked up, revealing his legendary eye, which he dubbed the Eye of Destruction, or Hakainome. "Be glad that the god of magic, destruction, speed, and pleasure has come to rescue you. But more importantly, be glad that Soul Otsutsuki has decided to remain your friend." He said, smiling.
"Soul?" Kakashi said, dumbfounded.
Soul nodded. People of the Hidden Mist were watching, skeptical of the self-proclaimed god. "Here, let me prove it to you." He said, before flinching.
After he flinched, a new person was next to him. "What do you wish for?" he said, looking at him.
"I wish for… respect among my fellow ninja's?" The man said, staring at him skeptically.
"Done." Soul said before a few more people appeared.
They all started to either ask him out or ask to be friends. He looked happy. Soul flinched again, causing them all to disappear. "Oh, if I flinch that is showing off my speed, haha. I can basically teleport."
Zabuza's blade suddenly appeared through Soul's stomach. Soul tapped it lightly. "Huh, that's cool…"
Suddenly the blade erupted in black flames. Soul nodded, acknowledging the fact that none of this hurt him. He pulled up his shirt to reveal no wound at all, only his newly well formed abs. He heard a whistle in the distance, but didn't really care. Zabuza was staring at him, his eyes wide with fear. Haku suddenly appeared next to him. "Spare him, take me instead." He said, looking down at the floor.
"Nah, you can both live. Being the god of destruction doesn't make me bloodthirsty, ya know." Soul responded, nonchalantly.
They thanked him deeply. "But, you gotta turn over a new leaf. I decided I want to hire you for a group I want to make. I'm calling it… The Mortal Deities. Yeah, I like that."
They agreed. Who would turn down such a generous offer? You get to have a god as a friend, and live. What more could you want? Wait, that's a lie… I guess there are a few more thinks you could want. But this is the god of pleasure, so I'm sure you can figure something out. Anyway, the people of the Village Hidden in the Mist ended up building him a statue. He held a ball of flames painted black in his left hand, black flames licking the edges of his kimono. His left eye had Hakainome active. At the bottom there was a plaque that read "The god of pleasure, magic, speed, and destruction saved this village, becoming the Hidden Mist's god." Soul nodded to himself. Aimi was eating ramen with Naruto, Kakashi reading Icha Icha right behind them. "Oh yeah Summer, go get him!" He said, smiling.
"Oi, calm yourself Kakashi! Don't think I won't take that book from you!" Soul said.
"Yeah yeah…" Kakashi said, waving his hand dismissively.
Soul shook his head and looked at his statue once more. "Alright, I'm out guys. I'll see you guys back in Konoha."
He disappeared, arriving within a few seconds. He had arrived within his home, so he decided to enter his personal library. He scrolled through the many scrolls with different jutsu within them, eventually finding one that peaked his interest. Reanimation. He took out a book by the name of Edo Tensei, and looked through it. At the cost of one life, depending on what he was reanimating, he could reanimate anyone who he had enough DNA samples of. He looked through a bit more till he found another spell. This one would only reanimate someone for a short amount of time, a single hour. It only required one hand seal, and no sacrifice, besides the person you're bringing back to life. He smiled to himself and went through the book until he remembered it without flaw. He sent out to find his first test subject, finding two deer. He quickly ran through the hand seals [Raikiri] and plunged his hand, covered in electricity, through one of them. He withdrew his hand and paralyzed the other using a seal he had learned earlier. "Alright let's see…" He said, before running through the Edo Tensei hand seals. The paralyzed deer started to become surrounded in paper. Eventually, the paralyzed one took the place of the old deer, obvious from the hole in the deer's heart. "Come on deer, gonna go feed ya to my friends." Soul said, petting the deer.
They walked towards the Hokage Tower and met up with Hiruzen. He looked at down at Soul and then at the deer. "What did you do?"
Soul smiled and responded saying "I brought a deer back to life. It will be alive until I decide to kill it."
The deer began to heal suddenly, the whole in his heart shrinking. Soul and Hiruzen stared at it until it fully healed. "Okay, that is cool. Imagine that on a powerful ninja!" Soul said, excited.
Hiruzen made a mental note to remind Soul to reanimate him before he died. "Alright well… You should head out, I think your team will be arriving soon."
Soul nodded and said his goodbyes, arriving with the deer at the area his teammates were. "What the heck dude?" Naruto said, exhausted.
"Yeah, we had to come all the way back here, couldn't you have taken us?" Aimi said, sitting down in the floor.
"But you need the training. How else are you gonna get strong?" Soul said, smirking.
Then they noticed the deer at his side "What is that doing here?" Aimi said, looking at it and then back at Soul.
"I brought it back to life. He… or is that a she? It's horned so I'm pretty sure it's a he… anyway, he does whatever I tell him. Ok deer, go kick them." He responded, the deer going berserk onto his teammates.
They smirked and attacked the deer to find that it was surprisingly fast, and could take a few hits. A few seconds later they were performing a "tactical retreat" because of the deer. Soul was rolling in the ground with laughter, unable to stop. "Oh god, I need to record this!" He said, before performing hand seals to record the event.
They scowled at him as they casted all kinds of jutsu on it. Eventually he shut off the recording and made the deer return to him. Aimi glared at him specifically angry because the deer seemed to like the taste of her shirt too much. In case you didn't know, she thinks deers are gross. Unless she's eating them, hehe. They didn't say anything when Soul cut the deer into tiny pieces, cancelling the reanimation while he did that. After doing so he stacked them and cooked them using a fire jutsu. He handed out pieces of venison to his teammates, each forgiving him as they ate. They looked up, the sky turning dark with nighttime without them noticing. Soul laid down and stared at the stars, the others doing the same. Aimi was conversing with Matatabi within her mindscape. She didn't really know what to say, but Matatabi did. "Hey, ask Soul out. You got the chance right in front of you." He said, chuckling.
"Oh shut up, you poor, trapped, blue cat. Even if you're the two tails, I am still in control." She responded, pouting.
He chuckled again and continued to tease her till she went over the edge and shouted "I will not ask to go out with Soul!"
Everyone stared at her for a second before they all burst out laughing. Soul was blushing, though she could only barely see it. Kakashi wiped a tear from his eye as the laughter subsided and asked "Why won't you ask, eh? I would absolutely LOVE for the both of you to become a couple. Young forbidden love! I think we got new stars for the next Icha Ich-" and found himself face first in the dirt, eating it.
"You better shut up before I show you what my genjutsu can do." She said, cocking her hand back to punch him again.
Kakashi whimpered and covered his head comically, afraid of the massively powerful genjutsu that was known to be used by her clan. She dropped her fist and said "I won't ask him 'cause I know what he'll say. He'll probably say yes, and I'm not interested."
"What?" Kakashi said, confused.
Matatabi reflected that, along with everyone else. "A certain SOMEONE" she said, glaring at Matatabi within her mindscape "confused my admiration of his power with love. I tried to tell him but he kept pushing it 'till now. Well hey, at least that's settled."
Soul was devastated, though not visibly. If anyone saw him they would assume that he was rather at terms with it. Within his head, though, he could hardly keep himself together. He had been attempting to gather up his courage to ask her. Apparently that was all in vain though. He shrugged and looked around. They were all staring at him. "What?" He said, honestly confused.
"Er, we expected some kind of reaction form you… Aimi is known to be one of the Big Three girls. I believe second, not sure though." Kakashi said, scratching the back of his head.
Aimi looked at him and her hair shadowed her eyes. "I am?" She said.
Kakashi nodded slowly as he sweatdropped. Her smile struck fear into their eyes as she had just devised a plan. Matatabi himself sweatdropped at the thought. "Don't do it Aimi…." He said, wary of what he said.
She started to laugh like Soul did when he lost it. By the way, he has done that a good bit over the years. His nickname is "Mad Hatter. Or "Insane Ninja". That's what really caused the whole group to sweatdrop even harder. They backed up slowly, except for Soul who flickered away. His voice was in the wind saying, "No sudden moves… She might not see you if you don't move…"
What he said was true. Due to her current state of Soul-sanity she wouldn't be able to see anything without Soul's specifically designed eyes to allow him to see well, even when his sanity meter spikes below…. Zero.
Well, that's that. I told ya Aimi would do something important. Well, until next time time guys!