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46. Doctor
"Shh!" Dean hissed, flicking the motel TV on. "It's on!"
"What's on?" a bewildered Castiel said.
"Doctor Sexy!"
"What's –"
"Shush! Just watch!"
Puzzled, Castiel settled next to Dean on the bed and let out a small, content noise when Dean put an arm around him. However, when Dean told him to be quiet and immediately went back to watching the (not so attractive, in Castiel's opinion) doctor and his colleagues, Castiel let out a small huff. This Doctor Sexy wasn't even a good doctor! All he ever did was have sex with random nurses and doctors, as did all of his colleagues! What did Dean see in him?
Castiel knew that if Dean was aware of his thoughts, his human would tell him to get over it and that he didn't have eyes for anyone but Castiel. And Castiel did trust that Dean wouldn't pursue anyone else while in their relationship. But he couldn't help it! What was so sexy about Doctor Sexy?
Castiel remained in a bad mood for the whole episode. When it had finished and the TV was switched off, Castiel allowed Dean to give him a goodnight kiss but remained sulky and quiet. Since when was a doctor more attractive than an ex-angel? Well, if Dean found doctors so attractive then Castiel would give him just what he wanted! That Doctor Sexy was going down!
"I require your assistance, Sam," Castiel said the next day when Dean was out getting breakfast. Sam looked up from his laptop.
"What's wrong, Cas?" he said.
"Dean seems to find doctors more attractive than me," Castiel said sullenly. "Especially this Doctor Sexy. I need to become a doctor so that I can prove that I'm more attractive than Doctor Sexy."
Sam burst out laughing. This didn't reassure Castiel at all.
"Sorry! Sorry!" Sam spluttered, holding his hands up in a placating manner. "It's just – I'm sure Dean doesn't find Doctor Sexy hotter than you!"
"Nonetheless, I want to prove to Dean that I'm hotter," Castiel said firmly. Sam choked and coughed until his breathing was under control.
"You could always try role play," the younger Winchester suggested. Castiel frowned. "You can get a doctor's costume and, well…go from there."
"I see," Castiel said slowly as Sam coughed awkwardly. "Will you help me obtain a doctor's costume?"
Sam sighed but he was smiling.
"I just got a new credit card," he said. "Come here and we'll order one online."
With Sam's help, Castiel went through the tedious process of purchasing a doctor's costume online and then he sat still and waited.
"Where is it?" he said.
"You have to wait for it to come," Sam snorted. "Can I have my laptop back?"
Over the next week, Castiel waited impatiently for his costume to arrive. Since the bunker wasn't exactly a registered place of dwelling, Sam had been forced to open a PO box in town and every so often, he went to check it. On one particular morning, Sam returned with a large package under his arm, which he gave to Castiel.
"What's that?" Dean said curiously. Castiel gave him a superior smirk.
"You'll see," the ex-angel said primly before hurrying to hide it in their room. All day, Castiel's thoughts drifted to the costume and how he was going to prove to Dean that he was more attractive than a stupid TV doctor and when they had finished dinner and Sam retired to his room to call Rose, Castiel quickly made up an excuse and left a confused Dean.
Once in the bedroom, Castiel opened the package and out fell a white coat, stethoscope and odd headband with a circle on it. Before Dean could come and spoil the surprise, Castiel quickly pulled his jacket off and slid the white coat on, his stomach fluttering in anticipation. He then hung the stethoscope around his neck like the picture on the packet and popped the strange headband on his head.
'It's time to show Dean that I'm more attractive than Doctor Sexy!' Castiel thought determinedly.
"Dean!" he called. He immediately heard Dean's footsteps growing closer and louder and began to fix his coat and make sure that everything was perfect.
"Cas? What's – wrong –" Dean broke off, staring at Castiel with a slack jaw. "I – what –"
"I'm Doctor Sexy, Dean," Castiel said smugly. "Now that you have a Doctor Sexy of your own, you won't have any need for that less attractive man on TV."
Dean, still frozen, let out a spluttered laugh.
"Are you seriously jealous of a TV character?" he said. "Didn't we already have this talk?"
Castiel scowled and crossed his arms. Dean shut the door behind him and, still chuckling, took a step towards Castiel.
"But honestly?" Dean slid the coat off Castiel's shoulders. "You're way sexier than Doctor Sexy."
"Really?" Castiel hurried to unbutton his shirt.
"Of course," Dean said as the two of them raced to get their clothes off. He slid an arm around Castiel's waist and pulled him close, sending a thrill of excitement through the ex-angel's body. "You're my angel, Cas. That's way sexier than some TV doctor."
Castiel smiled in satisfaction and trailed his hand down Dean's chest, moving continually south.